crotch tanning

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  1. HairyTXdude

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    Can you putting that instant tan lotion on your junk?
     
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    peen tan lines
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    Do we even want to know why you would want to tan your cock?
     
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    my tan lines are bothering me... just that simple
     
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    Well, I suggest putting on a high spf when you tan and just tan au natural. That's what I'd do. Otherwise, I have heard good reviews of Jergens tanning products which are like a lotion and won't make you orange. Just remember, your junk is naturally darker than your body (caused by hormones) but just work it so it looks normal.
     
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    o_O is it suppose to be darker? cause mine isnt...
     
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    Natural true red-head here. No such thing as a tan. I have two shades.... pale & "omg that sunburn has got to hurt".
    I can't even imagine 'tanning' the old johnson!!
     
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    Another solution would be to go to a tanning booth and step inside naked. Try to find a place with upright ones, as they make you obey the time limits better. (nobody likes standing in a small box). People tend to fall asleep in tanning "beds" and overexpose themselves.
     
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    FYI, my penis is not darker than my skin in general either. I wouldn't expect very predictable results on your junk with an artificial tanning product. Best bet is a good tanning lotion and a nude beach, private patio or tanning bed. I don't like tan lines either but haven't had the luxury of the above suggested options myself for too long. If you choose a tanning bed, best to cover your cock head with something so as not to burn or keratinize. Most tanning beds I've used had timers where you couldn't really go too long. Happy tanning . . .
     
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    Go to Netnude.com and find a nudist resort near you
     
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    heheh if you use self tanners on your peen then expect it to look like a Cheeto :) Without some kind of a base tan...self tanners have an orange hue ... You'll look like you were eating Cheetos while jerking off. :)
     
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    Eeeww! Why would you want to? Tan lines are HOT!
     
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    ive used it... and ive had no problems...
     
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    Exactly. Than again, I am one of those weird guys who ass is actually darker than the rest of me. I can get a nice tan line in the front, however.
     
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