Crotch Watching

[B_RoysToy]

Originally posted by pdrprst+Jan 31 2005, 08:25 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(pdrprst &#064; Jan 31 2005, 08:25 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-Lordpendragon@Jan 30 2005, 06:13 AM
Do you?

Any amusing experiences you wish to admit?

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I was up on a ladder at work running cable around an office and there was a receptionist there that had expressed an interest in me. I&#39;d caught her taking glances before, but today I was distracted by the danger of falling and wearing jeans when she walked into a hallway with her eyes at my crotch level and they almost popped out of her head. At that point I politely explained that I wear my wallet in my front pocket.

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Your using a front pocket for your wallet reminds me of a doctor who carries his in his left front pocket. After being shown to an examination room to wait for him, I decided to look through my wallet as I waited to help pass the time. He walks in just as I had a few items out to rearrange (or discard). In explaining what I was doing, I told him my wallet had gotten too thick to be conforable and I was taking inventory. He laughed and told me he understood because his was so thick he had to start carrying it in his front pocket. Then he added, that the nurses in the office had noticed and talked about his bulge. He talked like he was rather proud of causing the excitement.

 

[thufirhawat]

I admit I crotchwatch some people I cross in the street...even women sometimes (though I&#39;m gay), I don&#39;t know why... But it&#39;s a delight for the eyes when I see a noticeable bulge, especially if the boy is handsome/cute... :wub:

 

[D_Stavelay Strappon]

Originally posted by Knight@Feb 8 2005, 03:45 PM
I check out some guy&#39;s crotches, just to see where I stand (on my third leg lol...not) but never blatantly and its only ever a quick glance. People look at and touch my crotch too so its not just me, honest&#33;

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People just touch your crotch ? wowee

 

[B_RoysToy]

Originally posted by Bryan_a+Feb 11 2005, 10:59 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Bryan_a &#064; Feb 11 2005, 10:59 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-Knight@Feb 8 2005, 03:45 PM
I check out some guy&#39;s crotches, just to see where I stand (on my third leg lol...not) but never blatantly and its only ever a quick glance.  People look at and touch my crotch too so its not just me, honest&#33;

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People just touch your crotch ? wowee

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Two of the better posts I&#39;ve read this a.m. Knight (along with his handsome faced avatar) telling us about people looking at and touching his crotch and Bryan&#39;s comment revealing his excitement while reading it does the trick for my crotch&#33; :wub:

 

[B_Marius567]

I check out some guy&#39;s crotches, just to see where I stand (on my third leg lol...not) but never blatantly and its only ever a quick glance. People look at and touch my crotch too so its not just me, honest&#33;

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I see people look at my crotch but never come over and talk to me I guess Im ugly..

 

[13788]

NikkiSixx: I wish I were crotchwatched...

 

[autumnbreeze4321]

I am a serial crotch watcher&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

I have met a few one night stands this way

 

[13788]

Sweet Caroline: Yeah, I have to admit to this one, though my experience has told me it usually doesn&#39;t tell you much.... Maybe I&#39;m just bad at it.

Carrie

 

[LauraFitness]

Originally posted by Sweet Caroline@Feb 13 2005, 01:50 PM
Yeah, I have to admit to this one, though my experience has told me it usually doesn&#39;t tell you much.... Maybe I&#39;m just bad at it.

Carrie

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Carrie,

I doubt that it is because you are bad at it, it probably has to do with whether or not they are either a &#39;shower&#39; or a &#39;grower&#39;. My hubby is pretty big but since he is a grower, he usually does not have a big bulge in the jeans (I was pleasantly surprised the first time I saw it hard...thank god ). And for that matter, I was once with a guy who would wear tight jeans which made his package look huge, but as it turns out he was average sized.

 

[thirdlegmeat]

Autumnbreeze:

Interesting. I&#39;ve been on the other end of a one-night-stand because of a girl like you. I&#39;ve got to admit, I think that&#39;s the only time my "bulge" has contributed principally to me getting laid.

 

[lapdog2001]

Originally posted by LauraFitness+Feb 13 2005, 01:58 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(LauraFitness &#064; Feb 13 2005, 01:58 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-Sweet Caroline@Feb 13 2005, 01:50 PM
Yeah, I have to admit to this one, though my experience has told me it usually doesn&#39;t tell you much....  Maybe I&#39;m just bad at it.

Carrie

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Carrie,

I doubt that it is because you are bad at it, it probably has to do with whether or not they are either a &#39;shower&#39; or a &#39;grower&#39;. My hubby is pretty big but since he is a grower, he usually does not have a big bulge in the jeans (I was pleasantly surprised the first time I saw it hard...thank god ). And for that matter, I was once with a guy who would wear tight jeans which made his package look huge, but as it turns out he was average sized.

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Carrie,

Thank you for pointing out that not all of us well-hung guys are obviously so when flacid and dressed&#33; If a woman made her decision about me soley based on my unaroused bulge, I&#39;d still be a virgin&#33;

I don&#39;t give flacid dimentions in my profile because they would be 100 different measurements if I measured 100 different times. Even my erect size has some variation (the reason for the 7+)

By the time a woman sees my penis for the first time, it is usually well on its way to being full-sized if it isn&#39;t already there&#33;

LapDog
(a significant &#39;grower&#39

 

[Lordpendragon]

Thanks for all the insights.

My two cents (of the Euro brand of course):

My partner has gradually managed out all the bulge hugging pants from my wardrobe, but replaced my baggy boxers with these stretchy close fitting ones. She would always say - you can&#39;t go out looking like that - so I suppose that one swings both ways.

The other thing, being older, is that women now are so much bolder - I was always aware of the furtive glances, but now you get the full on stare - I prefered the former, but it doesn&#39;t bother me - spread a little happiness