I took a Mediterranean cruise a few years ago and the newlyweds in the cabin next door had loud fights every night followed by by some equally loud make-up sex. It was irritating yet quite a turn on. One night I went out on the balcony to have a drink and a smoke and they started the routine out on their balcony, not 3 feet away from me. I stayed, thinking they probably had no idea I was there but that they would know if I got up and tried to slip back into my cabin. Anyway, they fought and they f***ed. I got so turned on, being so close to the action that I ended up cranking one and making a mess. The shocker was that as soon as he finished the guy stuck his head around the privacy screen and asked me if I enjoyed the show. I still had my dick in my hand, so what could I say? The best answer I could come up with was a really lame "um, apparently". If you had a good cruise ship adventure, let's hear it.