Cruising .... with Tom !

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  1. Nelly Gay

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    So the film studios have admitted that Tom Cruise's public behaviour of late has been embarassing with his glib comments about postnatal depression and Brooke Shields and his bouncing on a couch !
    Baby, Suri, is now four months old and has never been sighted publicly let alone photographed...
    Where his last films total Turkeys ?
     
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    Cruise is a total turkey.
     
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    No, his films still rake in the dough.
    Film studios with a conscience?
    The end must be nigh.
     
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    I liked, really liked, Risky Business and Magnolia.
    None of the others much turned my crank.
    But I liked his apparent humility and self-control ... and sheet, now I can hardly believe I ever saw any such qualities in him.
     
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    Born on the Fourth of July was pretty good.

    But I agree, he's an asshole.
     
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    interview with the vampire anyone??? :biggrin1:
     
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    I can't quite work the guy out !

    Married to Mimi Rogers and he couldn't sire a child.
    Married to Nicole Kidman for ten years and couldn't sire a child .
    Not married to Katie Holmes and sprogs a daughter.
    What is it with him?

    This man is a set of conundrums.
    Did his Cock grow again?
    Did his sperm levels finally reveal themselves?

    I don't like him and I don't trust him.
    He is a quintessential actor in all aspects !
     
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    Are you sure?
     
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    When did he become a freak of nature? Was it after MI 1?
     
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    I got weirded out while watching Eyes Wide Shut. :biggrin1:
     
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    Do you think James van der beek is the papa?
     
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    That was the worst Cruise film I ever saw.
    Kidman was infinitely better ... but the movie as a whole was embarrassing.
    Its gestures were only clear enough to tell you what it wanted to do ... without coming close.
    Hoist on its own pretention.
     
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    While I'm sure "Top Gun" has been played over and over in households across the globe, I can't imagine Marlon Brando pulling off Tom's part in the flick...

    Not that I'm defending Tom. Personally, I think he's being controlled by aliens....or he's completely lost his mind.
    As far as Suri being his biological child....hmm....the jury's out on that one...
     
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    I think Tom and Jacko found the same baby farm.
     
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    I only liked Cruise in Risky Business and that was a passing fancy at best.

    What the fascination is with the individual has escaped me all the while.
     
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    He is not an asshole, he is a smelly fart and we can all hope that he dissipates like one.

    I really hope that people stop insulting assholes, I'm rather partial to them. I think that calling an idiot, moron, jerk, creek, self-absorbed ignorany, etc. an asshole, pussy or mouth is a complement to the carbon based life form and an insult to the orifice.
     
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    They both met up with poor women that got knocked up and wanted their babies lives to be secure. Good luck to them both.
     
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    I have to agree he 'peeked' at Risky Business (tho didn't he play basically the same character in "The Firm"?

    and must be something wrong if no baby with woman from Moulin Rouge (whose name I just went blank on)- YOW! Damn what a beautiful woman!
     
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    He also had no sex with Mimi Rogers, his first wife...
    After Mimi divorced him because he didn't touch her once, during their mirage, I mean marriage. He told her he was saving himself for his art; they do say deception is an art. He should haven taken up finger painting.
     
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    But he would probably ruin that too, since he seems to be all thumbs.
     
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