Cucumber in you pants - daytime hardons

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Where are you from then Caleb? Trust me, pants a hoodie might just kill you where I'm at now. It's supposed to hit 105 degrees (F) outside today.
 

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I will occassionally get wood in my work clothes-- NOT a good thing because I wear hospital scrubs-- I try to hide it by positioning it up and tying it with the drawstring-- or remain seated-- or wear my lead apron (xray tech)-- I don't mind seeing but I prefer mine not be seen. I wanna remain that utmost professional. :D
 

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my experiences: back in high school i always (i mean every freakin day) would get a raging boner at about quater to noon in science class. everyday. i would sit and think oh shit here it it comes... and lo and behold... tent city. it couldn't be helped. problem? catholic highschool where we had to wear a uniform (grey dress pants, white shirt with a tie). my teenage rock hard boner was anything but unoticable in grey slacks (they don't leave much to the imagination). after i would have to walk down the halls full of kids... so i had to untuck my shirt (at the risk of getting into trouble for unproper niform) and usually carried a large textbook infront of my crotch until it subsided. Shit i wish i couldn't have just walked around and givin everyone a show!
 

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If I have time, I'll try to adjust myself so that the growing boner is dressed up. But if I get too hard too fast there's no room in my pants to manoeuvre the thing. Dressed in the up position, I'll get a big lump under my shirt, but it's nowhere as noticeable as a banana squash down my leg. Now, if I get a wet spot on my stomach, that's hard to hide.
 

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Originally posted by oldman9x7+Jul 19 2005, 02:37 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(oldman9x7 &#064; Jul 19 2005, 02:37 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-JohnTheHorse@Jul 19 2005, 06:12 PM
Blackwood,

It can be anything from something visual (like seeing a hottie), physical stimulation (penis rubbing agains fabric etc) or being just plain horny.

My 2 cents
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i really wish oldman wouldnt sign his posts "gramps"
 

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Originally posted by jonb@Jul 22 2005, 09:51 PM
True, wood happens even with regular release, but it&#39;s a lot rarer.
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he&#39;s a businessman, not a thirteen year old.
 

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I spend my work time standing in front of crowds, so the occasional erection is reason for panic. It truly doesn&#39;t happen that often, though, because I tend to get pretty into the class and the lectures--my mind just doesn&#39;t wander to sex at those times. Occasionally the inexplicable arousal creates a need to alter plans, though, as it does with each of us, I&#39;m sure.

I&#39;m lucky enough to have the freedom to move around the room and can choose to retreat to the lectern or give the group a break while I go readjust. ;)

I&#39;ve enjoyed reading everyone&#39;s experiences.
 

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Originally posted by smallman+Jul 23 2005, 06:04 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(smallman &#064; Jul 23 2005, 06:04 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-jonb@Jul 22 2005, 09:51 PM
True, wood happens even with regular release, but it&#39;s a lot rarer.
[post=330829]Quoted post[/post]​


he&#39;s a businessman, not a thirteen year old.
[post=331231]Quoted post[/post]​
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I&#39;m not a 13-year-old either, but it&#39;s still a lot easier to control him when he&#39;s happy.
 

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Originally posted by smallman+Jul 23 2005, 09:03 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(smallman &#064; Jul 23 2005, 09:03 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'>
Originally posted by oldman9x7@Jul 19 2005, 02:37 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-JohnTheHorse
@Jul 19 2005, 06:12 PM
Blackwood,

It can be anything from something visual (like seeing a hottie), physical stimulation (penis rubbing agains fabric etc) or being just plain horny.

My 2 cents
[post=330376]Quoted post[/post]​

[post=330389]Quoted post[/post]​

i really wish oldman wouldnt sign his posts "gramps"
[post=331230]Quoted post[/post]​
[/b][/quote]

What&#39;s it to you how he signs his posts?? You truly are a smallman.
 

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Originally posted by smallman+Jul 24 2005, 02:03 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(smallman &#064; Jul 24 2005, 02:03 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'>
Originally posted by oldman9x7@Jul 19 2005, 02:37 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-JohnTheHorse
@Jul 19 2005, 06:12 PM
Blackwood,

It can be anything from something visual (like seeing a hottie), physical stimulation (penis rubbing agains fabric etc) or being just plain horny.

My 2 cents
[post=330376]Quoted post[/post]​

[post=330389]Quoted post[/post]​

i really wish oldman wouldnt sign his posts "gramps"
[post=331230]Quoted post[/post]​
[/b][/quote]

:lol:
 

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Originally posted by jonb+Jul 24 2005, 03:08 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(jonb &#064; Jul 24 2005, 03:08 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'>
Originally posted by smallman@Jul 23 2005, 06:04 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-jonb
@Jul 22 2005, 09:51 PM
True, wood happens even with regular release, but it&#39;s a lot rarer.
[post=330829]Quoted post[/post]​



he&#39;s a businessman, not a thirteen year old.
[post=331231]Quoted post[/post]​
I&#39;m not a 13-year-old either, but it&#39;s still a lot easier to control him when he&#39;s happy.
[post=331264]Quoted post[/post]​
[/b][/quote]

Like Jonb said, give him a lot of love and attention and he&#39;ll be very obedient to you ;)
 

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Originally posted by jonb+Jul 24 2005, 03:08 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(jonb &#064; Jul 24 2005, 03:08 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'>
Originally posted by smallman@Jul 23 2005, 06:04 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-jonb
@Jul 22 2005, 09:51 PM
True, wood happens even with regular release, but it&#39;s a lot rarer.
[post=330829]Quoted post[/post]​



he&#39;s a businessman, not a thirteen year old.
[post=331231]Quoted post[/post]​
I&#39;m not a 13-year-old either, but it&#39;s still a lot easier to control him when he&#39;s happy.
[post=331264]Quoted post[/post]​
[/b][/quote]

Like Jonb said, give him a lot of love and attention and he&#39;ll be very obedient to you ;)
 

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Just remember what you are wearing and what might be risky:

IN - baggy pants, long t shirts, cargo shorts with lots of pockets

OUT - freeballing, freeballing in spandex, freeballing and oh did i mention freeballing?
 

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Originally posted by jonb+Jul 23 2005, 11:08 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(jonb &#064; Jul 23 2005, 11:08 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'>
Originally posted by smallman@Jul 23 2005, 06:04 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-jonb
@Jul 22 2005, 09:51 PM
True, wood happens even with regular release, but it&#39;s a lot rarer.
[post=330829]Quoted post[/post]​



he&#39;s a businessman, not a thirteen year old.
[post=331231]Quoted post[/post]​
I&#39;m not a 13-year-old either, but it&#39;s still a lot easier to control him when he&#39;s happy.
[post=331264]Quoted post[/post]​
[/b][/quote]


i actually made a mistake there. my comment was supposed to be aimed at caleb&#39;s comment about jeans and a hoodie.
 

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Originally posted by Pappy+Jul 24 2005, 03:20 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Pappy &#064; Jul 24 2005, 03:20 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'>
Originally posted by smallman@Jul 23 2005, 09:03 PM
Originally posted by oldman9x7@Jul 19 2005, 02:37 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-JohnTheHorse
@Jul 19 2005, 06:12 PM
Blackwood,

It can be anything from something visual (like seeing a hottie), physical stimulation (penis rubbing agains fabric etc) or being just plain horny.

My 2 cents
[post=330376]Quoted post[/post]​

[post=330389]Quoted post[/post]​


i really wish oldman wouldnt sign his posts "gramps"
[post=331230]Quoted post[/post]​

What&#39;s it to you how he signs his posts?? You truly are a smallman.
[post=331297]Quoted post[/post]​
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it just creeps me out and makes me think of my actual "gramps". why do you call yourself "pappy"? does it give you some sort of pride to be that close to the silence of the grave?
 

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Originally posted by smallman@Jul 26 2005, 02:59 PM
i actually made a mistake there. my comment was supposed to be aimed at caleb&#39;s comment about jeans and a hoodie.
[post=331893]Quoted post[/post]​
Most people these days don&#39;t wear jeans and a hoodie together. Jeans are fine, a hoodie&#39;s fine. But a hoodie&#39;s better with something other than jeans. All depends, though.
 

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Originally posted by jonb+Jul 26 2005, 08:10 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(jonb &#064; Jul 26 2005, 08:10 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-smallman@Jul 26 2005, 02:59 PM
i actually made a mistake there. my comment was supposed to be aimed at caleb&#39;s comment about jeans and a hoodie.
[post=331893]Quoted post[/post]​
Most people these days don&#39;t wear jeans and a hoodie together. Jeans are fine, a hoodie&#39;s fine. But a hoodie&#39;s better with something other than jeans. All depends, though.
[post=331915]Quoted post[/post]​
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i wouldnt know, im a prep.
 

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Originally posted by smallman@Jul 26 2005, 06:01 PM
why do you call yourself "pappy"? does it give you some sort of pride to be that close to the silence of the grave?
[post=331894]Quoted post[/post]​

Why do you call yourself "smallman"? Does it give you some sort of pride to use an adjective than can mean &#39;insignificant&#39;?
 

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Originally posted by JohnTheHorse@Jul 19 2005, 06:12 PM
Blackwood,

It can be anything from something visual (like seeing a hottie), physical stimulation (penis rubbing agains fabric etc) or being just plain horny.

My 2 cents
[post=330376]Quoted post[/post]​
Well, where I work, it&#39;s all of the above there, john. But the mandatory aprons we have to wear definitely do their job of a great deal of concealment. Tho, tending to the rather young and/or buxom customers/co workers is to say the least, makes it difficult to concentrate on work, since all the blood from one head has gone to another.