Cum envy?

[deleted645791]

I cum a lot, and it's very watery and viscous, and it gets everywhere. I do get envious of dudes in porn who also cum a lot but squirt big, long ropes of thick white cum. Like when I see a facial in porn like that, where it just fucks her face up with all that thick goop, it makes me wish I could make a huge sticky mess like that too. It's fucking nasty, especially when it's so thick it looks like it would stain everything and be a bitch to clean up, but it's also very masculine in my opinion.

 

[rbi99]

Scott starts a thread saying he feels inadequate because his cum volume is small, then gets a dozen guys saying how they shoot long distance ropes multiple times!!! Sure he feels fine now!!! As for me, I have good volume and thickness, but as for shooting any distance, I go from just inside my wife's mouth almost to her tonsils!!! That's as far as I need to, and she is just fine with that!!! I did a million kegels and started drinking a lot of water hoping to both increase distance and slightly water down the thickness. Didn't help at all.

 

[EquusAZ]

Well, for the record, I DO cum a lot, and I'm still envious. I wish I could have more than just ONE BIG ROPE of cum. Ie I get like ONE shot of cum followed by a lot of little dribbles. That's how I usually cum, and I can't controll it. I'd rather break it up into smaller streams and have more of them.

I will say celery seed DOES help a LOT for most people. All the other stuff didn't work for me.

 

[Bobbie1952]

I had laser surgery to open up my prostate and don't make much semen anymore. I miss not being able to shoot a big load.

 

[Scott8361]

An update... I was surprised with a recent load I had. My girlfriend and I had been playing around for awhile. It started in the living room on a Saturday afternoon where she gave me oral that brought me to the edge several times. I had her stop before I went over the top! She admired looking at how hard I was as I was balance at the brink... she sat on the couch as I stood in front of her with my cock at its maximum size, fully engorged so that it looked like my head would pop!

We decided to move our activities to the bed room. We undressed and she again went down on me almost making me cum several more times. Then she wanted to feel me in her, so we fucked for awhile. Slowly and then hard. I had to stop several times to again keep from popping. it felt great to stop moving inside her, just holding my erection deep inside until the feeling of pending orgasm subsided. We repeated this several times.... but I wanted to make her cum first!

We switched to me going down on her. She orgasms from clitoral stimulation, so I worked her over with my fingers working her up to a couple of very big orgasms. As we lay while she was recovering, she began stroking my dick back to a raging hard on. She knows just how to work my sweet spot with light stroking with her fingers. Again, she brought me to the edge several times, until finally it was clear she wanted to make me explode.

She stroked me lightly right on my frenulum and I finally let myself go all the way. When I came I was surprised by a big, white ooze and then a big, thick spurt, followed by more, smaller oozes. It was the biggest load I have seen in a long time! Even she was impressed! I was amazed. I thought my ability to generate such a big, thick, white load were over! I think the repeated edging must have really built up the volume!

 

[Nosuportneeded]

I never was a real big cummer, but as I have aged I have even less semen when I cum. Sometimes its just a dribble!

I watch cumshot compilations such as this-
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph589158ae08aa6
and it really makes me feel inadequate!

Anyone else have a severe case of cum envy? It makes me want to hook-up with a big cumming guy just to relish in his semen production since I feel let down when I cum. I feel like I let down any partner if I don't cum like a volcano.

Yes, I have cum envy. A good one for me is 3-4 big ropes a couple feet in distance. Normally it's 2-3, not quite as far. I cum an average to below average amount, I think, with average to above average distance.

I have had a couple of girlfriends remark about the size of a load being amazing and it made me covetous.
In a foursome, my gf was like "omg that is so much and so far!" Of course, I want to be the best!

Watch the first minute of that video before a dragonfly landed on my windowsill and it instantly became more interesting.

Help me to understand, what's up with this male desire to ejaculate on a woman's face?

I don't mind collateral damage if, say, I'm giving head and some accidentally gets on my face. But to just kneel there and submit to having one's face used as some clownish spunk plate is about as sexually unappealing as it gets. While watching the video all I could think of was, 'ugh, it's in their eyes, fucking up their makeup, in their hair, gross.'

So tell me, what do men get out of that?

Btw, the girl at the 27 second mark of the video looks scarily identical to an old dorm roommate I lived with my freshmen year of college. If she (still) goes by the name Lori my mind will be officially blown.

I don't know what the cum on the face fixation is. I suspect it has mostly to do with guys emulating what they watch in porn, and it would appear to have roots in degradation/dominance behavior.

I get a kick out of it if it happens, but I don't request it or get off on doing it. If a women enjoys it, I will too, but that's the only way