Cum is curing my lawn

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  1. D_Harry_Ballz

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    So, as a guilty pleasure of mine, for the past 3 months or so I have ritually gone out in my backyard stark ass naked and blown a huge load in relatively the same spot. Today, while mowing the lawn, I noticed that the area around which I cum is significantly greener, richer, and healthier than any other blade of grass in my backyard. Does anyone have any knowledge or insight into the contents of male semen being beneficial for lawn care? Or is this just a rare coincidence?
     
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    I just had kind of a sick idea for a lawn care TV commercial
     
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    Well looking at your profile pics - cock, body, and face - you can seed mt lawn anytime and as often as you want.
     
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    You could put feces down, or the contents of your trash can, and things would grow even better.
     
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    New meaning to seeding the lawn
     
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    Looks like you've found a new lawncare product.

    As for what is in cum that could be so good for your lawn...I don't know. It contains lots of amino acids and potassium.
     
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    I'm going to worry if the neighborhood cats start looking like you.
     
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    that is so fucking random and hot! i am VERY turned on right now!!!
     
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    I'm looking for someone to tend my lawn..
     
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    Mabe the pH of your soil was too high? Cum is slightly alkaline in nature. Food for thought.
     
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    Maybe it is just the extra water, cum is 95% water or so.
     
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    Funny, I read a classic (19th century) novel that drew the same conclusion: the grass underneath the tree used for public executions was rumored to be greener because of all the hangings that were taking place above.

    Don't try that at home :biggrin1:.
     
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    hahahahahahahahaha wtf. This is one of those threads that would only happen here, good lord. I lol'd. Good for you and your grass. :)
     
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    Well, it's september...

    *walks out in the mourning, looks over shoulder, begins*
     
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