Cum Jar

[bigasianguy]

Years ago while in college, I tried a similar experiment (but kept mine in the freezer). I was jerking off 3 times a day or so and wanted to see how long it would take to fill up a plastic salsa tub. I wasn't quite sure what I would do with it after I reached my goal, but that didn't seem to matter at the time. After almost a month I was near the top, but then I had to move from my apartment and ended up throwing the tub in the garbage. Here's a pic of the result shortly before I ended the experiment.

 

[hot-rod]

Keep it in the freezer and it lasts a long time. It freezes but thaws quickly. I get my buddy to shoot his in a small jar to save and play with later.

 

[hot-rod]

If you really want to drink it I'd recommend just drinking it each day rather than saving it up as it might spoil.

Don't wana eat dead sperm that gotta taste better when there fresh and alive.

I used to eat the cum from my straight buddy's rubbers the next day after he would fuck his wife the night before. He would always roll them up in toilet paper and put it in the bathroom waste basket. Yummy Don't think he ever found out.

 

[Beryn]

Years ago while in college, I tried a similar experiment (but kept mine in the freezer). I was jerking off 3 times a day or so and wanted to see how long it would take to fill up a plastic salsa tub. I wasn't quite sure what I would do with it after I reached my goal, but that didn't seem to matter at the time. After almost a month I was near the top, but then I had to move from my apartment and ended up throwing the tub in the garbage. Here's a pic of the result shortly before I ended the experiment.

Would have loved the chance to put a chip in this "salsa".....yummy:biggrin1:

 

[Fandango]

that salsa tub look nutritious i want some :tongue:

 

[surferboy]

*has not read the topic*

brah, that is fuckin nasty. what would make you think this is a good idea?

 

[B_ace3316]

It didn't dry up at all?

 

[BJ89]

fill it up and pass it along

 

[avatarng]

A world record? Love to see it when you have it all filled.

 

[MarkLondon]

Oh no, the cum jar has surfaced again!

 

[snoozan]

I missed this thread. That's the only reason I came back to LPSG to visit today.

 

[BoxersguyNJ]

I hope you are putting it in the freezer ...if not throw it down the toilet

 

[Daisy]

This thread just doesn't want to die! Yet another example of why I always say


boys are gross!

 

[D_Upsy_Daisy]

I missed this thread. That's the only reason I came back to LPSG to visit today.

Two things:

1. We don't need to know why you came back to LPSG today.

2. Making a comment stating why you came back to LPSG today, in a thread where the last comment was over 3 years old was completely unnecessary as well.

 

[someperson]

Cheap lube

 

[achillesx]

That fucking jar better be full by now or that guy totally wussed out.

 

[StillEnjoyingLife]

I started a cum jar during the summer when I turned 12 and learned to masturbate. But after a few days, it started to stink so badly that I abandoned the idea and threw the jar away!

 

[ActionBuddy]

I prefer fresh food.

 

[Qua]

Two things:

1. We don't need to know why you came back to LPSG today.

2. Making a comment stating why you came back to LPSG today, in a thread where the last comment was over 3 years old was completely unnecessary as well.

You clearly are new here. Those of us who have actually been here awhile recognized the hilarious bump and went "AMG Snoozan." Way to be hostile when you have no idea what's going on lol.

 

[snoozan]

Two things:

1. We don't need to know why you came back to LPSG today.

2. Making a comment stating why you came back to LPSG today, in a thread where the last comment was over 3 years old was completely unnecessary as well.

*snort*

It's like my VHS Richard Simmons "Sweatin' to the Oldies" videos from the 90s. Even if my close friends and family don't think they want to watch them every time they come over, they really do. In fact, I might even put a copy of this thread on my Richard Simmons shrine.