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I just knew by the title I shouldn't have clicked on it and I wish I could take it back. Just whatever you do don't put it in a jar in the fridge next to the Mayo :)
 

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I started to freeze the jar the other day to get rid of the stink.

"the other day"...

Gee-wizz... that was right quick thinking on your part.

Please do not impregnate any local fe-males... OK?

Look FRANKY!... That teddy bear over yonder on Cousin Bobby's bed shore has a nice tight butt, don't he?
 
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I saved my cum in a bottle for awhile... it turned yellow after awhile and it was really disgusting. I threw the bottle away without emptying it out.
 

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I love it! The lid on the jar says "Snack Sauce"!!!

I'd drink a jar of jizz! Be better if you could just get a bunch of guys to jerk off in a jar on the same day for you...imagine drinking a liter or two of that thick warm yum!
 
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To each his/her own, I guess. :yuck::yuck:


This just....does nothing for me. But you guys & gals just keep on enjoyin' it.


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By the time it's full it's going to stink so much the neighbours will start thinking you're saving dead hookers.

when I used to put tadpoles in a bottle when I was a kid they always used to die, the live ones would start eating the dead ones, I wonder if it's the same with sperm.
That's the funniest post I've read in a good while.