Hey guys, I thought it might be interesting to hear some stories of cum mishaps! I haven't heard one that wasn't funny (at least after the fact) yet, so maybe this could be pretty fun. Share your cum mishap stories please! I'll start off with a couple. The first one is mine; the second one I actually read somewhere on these forums. After having sex for awhile, my girlfriend and I ended up in the good, old-school missionary position, as I prepared to cum. One of her favorite ways for me to cum is for me to shoot it onto her body while she lays back and watches, so missionary is a common final position for us. So as I was preparing to cum, and getting my last few thrusts in, she propped herself up on her elbows to watch the show. I pulled out to cum for her, but neither of us were expecting the impending cumshot. The orgasm was really intense, and the first jet of cum was huge, and flew out very powerfully; had she not have propped herself up to watch my cumshot, it would have flown clear over her body. Instead, the huge jet of cum hit her square in the face, unexpectantly. She saw it coming toward her, and started to say "ooh," but it hit her before she could get that out, so it turned into a slow moan/groan as her head fell backward and I shot the rest on her body. The combination of us (especially her) not expecting it to hit her in the face, and her head falling back in slow motion after impact made for many laughs. I read this one somewhere on this forum (I'm sorry! I don't remember the poster's name or I'd quote it; I'm not trying to steal someone's story!). Apparently someone was giving a guy head and preparing to swallow the impending cumshot when something happened and caused the person to laugh or something; the result was that part of the cumshot ended up getting routed through the nose and out again, much in a similar fashion to someone surprised by a laugh in the middle of sipping a drink. lol.