Cum on the face.

[JessePee]

isn't there a scene in the movie Caligula where Caligula's sister jerked off one of her male slaves and used his fresh cum as a skin conditioner?

Very nice pics!

Now to the thread at hand: Notsureifserious?

 

[bthegreat]

?

 

[D_Harry Erik Shun]

When I was in my teens I commented to one of the guys I knew in high school That I wished I had a hairy chest like his. He said,"when I jerk-off I rub the cum all over my chest and it makes the hair grow." So I would rub my cum into my chest every time I came. Hell it don't work I'm still as smooth chested as the day I was born. I got more hair on my butt crack then on my chest. Um maybe I shouldn't have played with my ass while jerking-off.

 

[MarkLondon]

I'd speak to a psychic and try to contact Catherine the Great. I hear that, in addition to horses, she was big on such things so she might know.

Oh Nick, the horse thing was a groundless slur on poor Catherine, who was vilified for being a powerful woman in a patriarchal society.

It was Dolores del Rio who was reported to have liberally applied young mexican men's lotion to her face by Kenneth Anger in Hollywood Babylon.

But yeah, it works. Haven't you ever fallen asleep with some on your hand or other body-part and noticed how soft and luscious that skin is later?

 

[bthegreat]

When I was in my teens I commented to one of the guys I knew in high school That I wished I had a hairy chest like his. He said,"when I jerk-off I rub the cum all over my chest and it makes the hair grow." So I would rub my cum into my chest every time I came. Hell it don't work I'm still as smooth chested as the day I was born. I got more hair on my butt crack then on my chest. Um maybe I shouldn't have played with my ass while jerking-off.

i like it

 

[B_Nick8]

Oh Nick, the horse thing was a groundless slur on poor Catherine, who was vilified for being a powerful woman in a patriarchal society.

It was Dolores del Rio who was reported to have liberally applied young mexican men's lotion to her face by Kenneth Anger in Hollywood Babylon.

But yeah, it works. Haven't you ever fallen asleep with some on your hand or other body-part and noticed how soft and luscious that skin is later?

Mark, you know how I love salacious gossip. :wink:

 

[bthegreat]

I'm going to try tonight. Should I do one load or two?

 

[MarkLondon]

I'm going to try tonight. Should I do one load or two?

As much as you can get!

 

[nicenycdick]

I wish the women were this gullible...

 

[bthegreat]

I wish the women were this gullible...

What are you talking about?

 

[dude_007]

They say cleopatra used her army men's cum as a moisturizer

 

[MarkLondon]

I just rub it all over my face?

Just make sure you don't get any in your eyes!

I wish the women were this gullible...

Have you tried this line on them? :wink:

 

[D_Andy_Conda]

In theory, it should definitely effect your skin positively. Although
one is forced to wonder in what quantity in order to make
a marked improvement over a specific area.

The way I see it, if you follow that the simplest explanation
is most likely correct, then in response to the original question:

Protein is good for your skin. Cum contains protein. Therefore...

 

[SilverTrain]

In theory, it should definitely effect your skin positively. Although
one is forced to wonder in what quantity in order to make
a marked improvement over a specific area.

I would think one ejaculation's worth would take care of several areas, unless you're just really slathering on thick.

 

[smart24]

Can't wait for the results! A good moisturizer is so freaking expensive! If this trial goes well I will finally have a reason to jerk off in the morning and before bed besides just for fun lol

 

[nicenycdick]

Have you tried this line on them? :wink:

I was referring to the line about it improving your skin. And yes, I have tried that line on them and it never, ever works, dammit!

 

[bthegreat]

I've tried it and it maid my skin 20 times more smooth and not dry at all.

 

[jackingoff10]

Cleared up my acne when I was 16. HAHAHA!

 

[guynmn]

I have heard this but not sure. I should probably get a few facials to check it out. However, there is a cum cookbook. Yes, fresh cum is in each of the recipes. Thought about buying it for the coffee table.

 

[chrisanonymous]

Cleared up my acne when I was 16. HAHAHA!

Feel free to hit me up if that acne comes back :wink:

We can try whitening your teeth while we're at it!