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I do several things....cum on the floor and wipe it up with a paper towel or underware; or on the desk top if on cam, or once in a while eat it....not bad.
 

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I can't think of anything more gross !! :eek:

What if u had an accident when you were out and about and your parents had 2 go to your place to get you some things - i'm sure even your parents know what dried cum smells like.....:confused:
 

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I use whatever is handy... hand towels, t-shirts, shirts, underwear, socks, sheets... sometimes let it dry on me, other times squirt it into my bedsheets and sleep in it. For some reason though I never mop it up with jeans. The best is to use some other guy's clothes to wipe up cum (usually his, cuz mine is somewhere inside him by that point). Heh heh. It keeps him there for another round while the laundry is being done.

I had an exhibitionist friend (huge dick, too!!!) whose bedroom had no curtains or blinds on the windows, and he'd Jerk off at the window for all to see and blow his loads onto the glass and let the cum dry there... never cleaned them either, so his windows (and mirrors) were a testament to his output. It was fucking hot!
 

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I use whatever is handy... hand towels, t-shirts, shirts, underwear, socks, sheets... sometimes let it dry on me, other times squirt it into my bedsheets and sleep in it. For some reason though I never mop it up with jeans. The best is to use some other guy's clothes to wipe up cum (usually his, cuz mine is somewhere inside him by that point). Heh heh. It keeps him there for another round while the laundry is being done.

I had an exhibitionist friend (huge dick, too!!!) whose bedroom had no curtains or blinds on the windows, and he'd Jerk off at the window for all to see and blow his loads onto the glass and let the cum dry there... never cleaned them either, so his windows (and mirrors) were a testament to his output. It was fucking hot!

Ew, I dunno about that, window painting doesn't sound that sexy.
 

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I just go to the bathroom and wipe up with whatever towel is on top of the hamper, or wipe up with toilet paper. I had a roommate in college who kept a hand towel or t-shirt under his bed. When we re-arranged the dorm room, he blushed when I saw they were lying there on the floor, but it opened up a conversation about jerking off, which was good. :smile:
 

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I swear I thought my husband was a total pig with this stuff untill I read this forum and realised he is just a man :biggrin1:

Ahh we are very different us chicks and blokes.

I used a lavender scented throw away wipe with antibacterial qualities ( no shit) to clean up after sex, or a squirty masturbation session

:smile:

Honey
 

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Since I do my laundry once a week or so, I see no problem in using an old tshirt. There´s no smell that´ll linger around, at least not within 5 days - provided you don´t put your nose into it.

Being a male, somtimes extreme hornyness takes its toll and a massive cumstain ends up on the bedsheets, which I find somewhat annoying. My last gf, however, had absolutely no problem with that as we completely soiled our bedshets anyway within a few days (me=big loads, her=very wet)....
 

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For a long time I had a t-shirt that looked like SpandexGear's. But one time I was careless and the housekeeper found it -- and folded it nicely atop my pillow. Too embarrassed for words...

I now beat off wearing a condom. Not much of a mess to clean up afterwards. And since I'm usually in bed preparing to go to sleep, I just leave the condom on until morning. I'm usually half hard while asleep anyway, so it stays on until I want to take it off.

A man after my own taste. I too like to jerk off in a condom, but first i dip my enlarged and throbbing cock head in moisturising creame before the condom is rolled on. the combo of creme and cum overnite makes my cock so soft and smooth to suck says my girlfriend the next day.

God I have to jerk off now just thinking about it
 

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i used to jo into a tupperware cup every day, see how much it would build up..but after a while it gets kinda gross. now i just use an old white towel, i'm with you all though, i like the smell and sight of it.
 

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I love the smell of dried cum, so I have a pair sweat pants that I've had for about ten years, there way to big so I jerk off wearing them. They smell like candy.
 

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I do it into the toilet too if i'm working at home and just need to get one out of my system so i can concentrate on work. i have to have nothing round my ankles so i can straddle the bowl properly, then as i feel it rising up in my i slowly squat slightly into position - the effect is similar to that of milking a cow as there are 6 or 7 good squirts into the water. It really annoys me if i lose concentration, don't get into the right position on the crest of the orgasmic wave, the thing goes all wrong and i don't coordinate muscular spasm with jet of liquid. The fantasy has to be just right...
dfox i can't BELIEVE u leave your condom on all night! Is anyone else amazed at this comment?
 

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has anyone ever made ice cubes out of their cum? I found one orgasm usually filled most of one cube segment. A friend of mine liked rubbing my cum over his naked body, like a gay version of 9 and a half weeks.....
 

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I use a sock. When I'm jerking off and I feel it's getting close, I just put on the sock and collect the lot in there.

Another advantage is that the extra friction during those last few moments is just what I need to make it even more intense.
 
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I whacked from age 11 to 16 in an old t shirt that I kept under my bed until there was not a clean spot left on it. It turned golden and had a really sweet smell whenever I pulled it out. When I first started jacking I discoverd it by accident climbing a big metal pole in my neighbors garden.The movement of my legs against that hard metal was magical.I whacked with my 11 year old neighbor from 11 to 20 before any of us had pubes.