If you all thought the above was gross....
One day I ejaculated on the shirt I inteded to wear the following day. I didn't have anything else to use, and I intended to wash the shirt before I wore it. But as it turned out, I didn't have time to wash the shirt, so I wore the shirt anyway. Surprisingly, there was no stain visible. Also, knowing that there would most likely be pheramones in from the smell, I wondered if anyone, particularly women, would treat me differently. From what I recall, I was treated particularly well that day, but both womean and (apparently straight) men.