Cum ruining my floor!

[SilverTrain]

Sometimes I jerk off sitting in front of my computer (big surprise). Sometimes I can't be bothered as to worry about a mess, so I just cum on the floor. I have hardwood floors that had a new coat of varnish when I moved in. Well, the varnish in the "landing area" is peeling away. This isn't happening anywhere else really in the house, except for out in the living room, in a place where I also sometimes cum on the floor.

Does semen act as a stripping agent for wood varnish? Apparently!

"Gee, Mr. Landlord, I don't know what happened to the floor..." :biggrin1:

 

[D_CountdeGrandePinja]

Bet neater - it alsom doesn't taste too bad - depends on what you eat.

 

[D_Frederick Fuzzynuts]

well if it then why dont u stop cummin in the floor,

or put a towel down on it

 

[SilverTrain]

Yeah, I know. I have only myself to blame. I sometimes do the towel thing. Sometimes, in the heat of the moment, I can't be bothered. I guess I should be more responsible. Never my strong suit!

 

[SpeedoMike]

could it be excess wear caused by your shoes? after all, you are spending lots of time sitting on that particular spot?

 

[SilverTrain]

It could be. Need to get CSI on the case. :wink:

 

[D_Frederick Fuzzynuts]

i used to have a wood floor and a wheelie chair. this tore up the floor. maybe its this

 

[SilverTrain]

Lots of good ideas here. I've also got this electrical wiring problem that needs diagnosing. Can you come around and take a look? :biggrin1: