Cum ruining my floor!

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  1. SilverTrain

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    Sometimes I jerk off sitting in front of my computer (big surprise). Sometimes I can't be bothered as to worry about a mess, so I just cum on the floor. I have hardwood floors that had a new coat of varnish when I moved in. Well, the varnish in the "landing area" is peeling away. This isn't happening anywhere else really in the house, except for out in the living room, in a place where I also sometimes cum on the floor.

    Does semen act as a stripping agent for wood varnish? Apparently!

    "Gee, Mr. Landlord, I don't know what happened to the floor..." :biggrin1:
     
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    Bet neater - it alsom doesn't taste too bad - depends on what you eat.
     
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    well if it then why dont u stop cummin in the floor,

    or put a towel down on it
     
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    Yeah, I know. I have only myself to blame. I sometimes do the towel thing. Sometimes, in the heat of the moment, I can't be bothered. I guess I should be more responsible. Never my strong suit!
     
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    could it be excess wear caused by your shoes? after all, you are spending lots of time sitting on that particular spot?
     
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    It could be. Need to get CSI on the case. :wink:
     
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    i used to have a wood floor and a wheelie chair. this tore up the floor. maybe its this
     
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    Lots of good ideas here. I've also got this electrical wiring problem that needs diagnosing. Can you come around and take a look? :biggrin1:
     
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