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Simple, post thoughts that effectively stomp any chances of an ill-timed orgasm (and possibly your erection all together).

I'll start; comedian Eugene Mirman eating a mayonaise and pudding sandwich.
 

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I'm afraid that once I'm at an "orgasm" there is no turning back... In fact, I actually think that your brain turns off and just goes into squirt mode. Seriously.

Um as far as a boner turn off... yeah that is possible. But I've never been able to go from hard to soft very quickly, not by thoughts at least. Its like once the blood is in, it aint going anywhere for a while. Guess my viagra % in my blood is higher than others... lol.

The only thing that can make my boner go down quickly is a crazy change of events, like someone busting in the room while I am wanking it or something. lol
 

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Its supposed to be humorous, not accurate. I was thinking more about something you could think all along or if you feel like you're not going to last long. A distraction thought.
 

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Walking in and finding Tony take Cherie from behind!

If I had a willy that would make it not only go back to sleep, but possibly shrivel up and die!
 

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Ok....

Bobbit...

Old Yeller getting hit by a car (or train, whatever your preference)

Your conception

My beloved computer being shot

The government taking my guns away

Someone playing with my eyeball

Someone blowing air down my penis....

The list goes on... as all those thoughts are horrid... better?
 

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...the compression ratios of the top 5 muscle cars of the 60's...

Funny, that CAUSED a hardon for most of the guys I knew in the 60's!

For me, I can think about how I had the misfortune to spill hot coffee you-know-where just before leaving for IML (International Mr. Leather), possibly the biggest orgy in America. (True, but sad, story. But I had fun, even without a dick.)
 
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