cum trees

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  1. hungnhairy

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    I'm in Australia and there are these blossom trees and in spring their flowers bloom as usual and they give off the strongest smell of Cum. Like it is really strong. has anybody else noticed this?
     
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    No.

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    No I haven't.
     
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    Not strong enough to reach Cali, thank gawd.
     
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    Carob trees and Chinquapin brush in bloom have a very strong cum smell.
     
  5. DC_DEEP

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    It's a very common scent in flowering plants. Pear trees and photinia shrubs are notorious here in north america. I don't know enough about Australian flora to comment.

    It all just depends upon what type of insect the plant prefers to attract to ensure pollination.
     
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    Wait!!?? All cum smells the same?
     
  7. Matthew

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    I sure have. Every spring in Carolina and Atlanta.
     
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    Ejaculate can smell different.
     
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    I don't want those trees for my birthday.

    I prefer my trees and flowers to smell like dog shit or week old cheeseburger.:tongue:
     
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    Yeah, I'm in Southern California, and I noticed the same thing when I moved here. There was another thread about this a while back, and I forgot what plant/tree causes it, but a bunch of people chimed in knowing exactly what it was. Considering 1/2 of the flora here was imported from OZ and South Africa, it's most likely the same plant.
     
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    No. It wasn't the tree. It was your top lip.:wink:
     
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    Yes, I have smelled that before...in fact there is a tree on campus that smells like cum....we call it the 'cum tree' just like the title in your post. It's stinky...
     
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    It was a very tough decision, but in the end, I have decided not to make a joke out of this line.
     
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    ... It grows on trees???

    :eek:
     
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    My folks have a pear tree in their front yard that blooms every February and smells like cum. It's so pungent it almost makes you sick
     
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    Here in the states we have Chinese Chestnuts... they smell the same. :smile:
     
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    It's funny, but true. I left the joke there, you should have taken it!

    :smile: I mentioned that one in my first post...

    Not precisely, exactly... but you do know it when you smell it, right?

    Hungnhairy, give me a description of the tree (not just the lovely fragrance) and with enough info, I can probably identify it for you. Size/shape of leaves, appearnce of tree bark, general shape and size of tree, color/shape/size of blooms...
     
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    DIY Cum Trees, simple, easy to do

    you need:
    potted ficus tree,preferably inside your house/room
    your cum filled balls
    hand/s

    stand in front of the tree. masturbate, aim and cum. make sure your cum hits the tree. best if you are a shooter.

    you have your very own cum trees. can be done all year round.
     
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    Well, this gives "fertilizing your plants regularly" a whole new meaning...:rolleyes:
     
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