cumshot facial or mouth?
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Nice....for a "new" boy.
No need to get all pissy because no one wants your load man. Get therapy for that or something. Your load probably tastes like liver and onions so get over it.
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I've never thought about it before, but I've never had a man ask me to do this, and I've slept with more men than 99% of all women over the course of their lives according the the Kinsey Report. I exceeded that number a long time ago. The one time TheBF and I did it, I suggested it out of curiosity. I'm a really curious person. :biggrin1:
I really like it when he comes in my mouth and I like swallowing. When he used to pull out during non-oral sex, I liked it when he came on my body, but during oral sex, I wouldn't want to pull it out of my mouth while he orgasmed.
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I feel like a champ when i take it too. Then i run quickly to go yack the rest of it out of my mouth before the allergic reaction sets in. Sneezing, snotty nose, itchy mouth, lips and throat and wheezing. And that doesn't even count the fact it tastes like flour mixed with bleach. When he told me it didn't really feel any better to do it that way i was like "Oh good, because i hate doing it" and i haven't done it since.
But if you like it or like the reaction you get from him so much you want to do it. More power to you. I think porn has made guys so obsessed with the facials that it doesn't really matter what we think much anymore. They place that act on such a high pedastal.
But if you like it or like the reaction you get from him so much you want to do it. More power to you. I think porn has made guys so obsessed with the facials that it doesn't really matter what we think much anymore. They place that act on such a high pedastal.
Sorry... peoples lack of SEARCH function usage REALLY aggravates me...
People should enroll in a "LPSG forum etiquette awareness" course... I mean... THE NERVE OF THESE PEOPLE!!! Coming onto a public forum and NOT USING THE SEARCH FUNCTION.... IT MAKES ME SICK!!
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I am on multiple posting forums. Sometimes i dont like to hear it either. What i try to do is look through several or more pages of any particular posting forum on a board and see if this is a common question.
Some things are just so common that there are 500 pre-answered threads with many of us ladies commenting about how we feel on them already. There are a few newly registered women who of course like to chime in and answer a new question they havent seen before. I understand that. But do you go onto an extremely busy and popular vegetarian board and post "What's your favorite vegetable?" or onto a site about guns and create a new thread called "What's your favorite gun?"
I consider it common sense. 5 minutes without the search function by just going to page 2,3,4,5,6 and so on in the Women's Forum will yield many similar questions.
For example, i have a herem of hermit crabs. I go to a hermit crab posting forum sometimes to ask a question. But first i go to subsequent pages and see if my question has already been asked. Here I am freaking out that my oldest jumbo crab is dropping legs and i have no idea what to do. So instead of making another leg dropping thread. I figure someone else has probably asked this and there are already a ton of answers pre-typed out waiting for me to read them. I dont even have to create the thread and babysit it to see if someone has answered.
And by the way, leg dropping happens when the crab is stressed and isnt unusual, so there were a zillion threads i could get information on already. In case anyone was wondering
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Some things are just so common that there are 500 pre-answered threads with many of us ladies commenting about how we feel on them already. There are a few newly registered women who of course like to chime in and answer a new question they havent seen before. I understand that. But do you go onto an extremely busy and popular vegetarian board and post "What's your favorite vegetable?" or onto a site about guns and create a new thread called "What's your favorite gun?"
I consider it common sense. 5 minutes without the search function by just going to page 2,3,4,5,6 and so on in the Women's Forum will yield many similar questions.
For example, i have a herem of hermit crabs. I go to a hermit crab posting forum sometimes to ask a question. But first i go to subsequent pages and see if my question has already been asked. Here I am freaking out that my oldest jumbo crab is dropping legs and i have no idea what to do. So instead of making another leg dropping thread. I figure someone else has probably asked this and there are already a ton of answers pre-typed out waiting for me to read them. I dont even have to create the thread and babysit it to see if someone has answered.
And by the way, leg dropping happens when the crab is stressed and isnt unusual, so there were a zillion threads i could get information on already. In case anyone was wondering
Mademoiselle "Douche"
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I am on multiple posting forums. Sometimes i dont like to hear it either. What i try to do is look through several or more pages of any particular posting forum on a board and see if this is a common question.
Some things are just so common that there are 500 pre-answered threads with many of us ladies commenting about how we feel on them already. There are a few newly registered women who of course like to chime in and answer a new question they havent seen before. I understand that. But do you go onto an extremely busy and popular vegetarian board and post "What's your favorite vegetable?" or onto a site about guns and create a new thread called "What's your favorite gun?"
I consider it common sense. 5 minutes without the search function by just going to page 2,3,4,5,6 and so on in the Women's Forum will yield many similar questions.
For example, i have a herem of hermit crabs. I go to a hermit crab posting forum sometimes to ask a question. But first i go to subsequent pages and see if my question has already been asked. Here I am freaking out that my oldest jumbo crab is dropping legs and i have no idea what to do. So instead of making another leg dropping thread. I figure someone else has probably asked this and there are already a ton of answers pre-typed out waiting for me to read them. I dont even have to create the thread and babysit it to see if someone has answered.
And by the way, leg dropping happens when the crab is stressed and isnt unusual, so there were a zillion threads i could get information on already. In case anyone was wondering
Mademoiselle "Douche"
Well, Ms Douche... it would appear that you're a very thoughtful and considerate forum user... a virtual philanthropist... would the next "GHANDI" be going too far? :wink:
Ghandi would say... "Lets not lambast the naive... lets guide them to higher ground... to the mountain of SEARCCCCCH FUNCTION!!!"
Oh and funny you should mention crabs... I have my own collection... slightly different to yours though. Erk
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Sorry, its not a holier than thou argument, it's a common sense argument. But some people are thread makers or not really planning on sticking around for much else than the answers to their question. Somehow it ends up turning into their dick in the question paragraph.
So, tell me how much you love me?
So, tell me how much you love me?
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N.W.A said it so succinctly when they said... "fuck tha poelease.... fuck fuck fuck tha poe-lease... the SEARCH function poe-lease" :cop:
Question: So, do girls prefer having their tonsils splashed or a full on facial... OR IS MY WANG TOO SMALL? I better use the SEARCH function to see if my wang IS too small... they should change the name of SEARCH function to "ask the magic 8 ball if my wang is too small"
oh and I love you long time... 10 dollar! Me real horny... me go boom boom... :biggrin1:
Inside is good - pulling out so I can watch is good too. Sometimes he asks me where I want it, sometimes he just does what feels right. If it lands on my face, in my hair, in my mouth, on my torso, the ceiling, wherever, that's all good too.
That's a good idea.
As for the rest of the crap you've posted in this thread, well, it really makes you sound like a returning member with a grudge against Red. Did she laugh at your wee-wee, poor lamb?
ha... nope :crucified:
i just found her caustic diatribe at the start of this thread hilarious (pointless) and felt the need to comment on it :biggrin1:
its all a bit of fun pokery isn't it
I love it anywhere, depending on the situation, position, etc. Just keep it out of my ears! I hate that!
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It's really dumb when a guy calls a woman a ho. If you were with her, what did that make you? Exactly.
Lets examine your reply.
1) "I wish people would just use SEARCH function when they are new with very common questions." The guy has what? 12 posts up to now? You've realized he's new, yet you still hassle him about what he obviously doesn't know.
2) "I tell people if you are thinking of the question as soon as you register chances are 7,000 other men already thought of it and asked it." Oh really. And when did you have the opportunity to tell this individual this? 11 posts ago?
3) As was pointed out, the man appears to speak English as second language. How about you try asking effective, grammatically correct questions in his language (whatever language that may be) and see what a bang up job you do.
4) "Thanks MB you are far more patient than i am" First off, in case you hadn't figured it out, this sentence is technically grammatically incorrect since "am" is not necessary. Do you perhaps also speak English as a second language?
I don't get off on pushing buttons or starting trouble, but after reading your replies which I found to be a bit obnoxious, followed by the new guy's apologies and assurances that his intent was not to offend anyone I felt compelled to come to his defense. So in short... LIGHTEN THE **** UP!
