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Discussion in 'Et Cetera, Et Cetera' started by B_Spladle, Sep 19, 2006.

  1. B_Spladle

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    Why am I all of a sudden getting a flurry of Myspace adds/messages from people interested in my penis? Did something happen on the board that I'm unaware of? I took my pictures down for a reason, y'know.
     
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    It's good to hear from you again. Sorry I can't help you.
     
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    Sorry to be ignorant, but i'm confused. If you are female why would one assume you have a penis in the first place? Myspace... not full of braniacs, is it?
     
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    "The Spladle can change gender with greater ease than you change your underwear."
    [The Book of Spladle, Ch.1, v.29]
     
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    Awww, I miss Spladle and his "book" They say it is "16 inches of OMFG:rolleyes: "
     
  6. D_alex8

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    "Never invoke the sixteen rigid Spladle-inches without also invoking the radiant smiles* of his testicles."
    [The Book of Spladle, Ch.6, v.11]








    * n.b. that some early versions of The Book of Spladle mistranslate 'radiant smiles' as 'porcupine quills' :rolleyes:
     
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    Had no idea that ALEX8 was such a gifted Penisologist.:rolleyes:
     
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    Careful, you are speaking to the Right Irreverend Alex the Worshipful, the only human being on Earth who is worthy enough to quote from the Book of Spladle.
     
  9. D_Sheffield Thongbynder

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    Perhaps the Legend of Spladle has grown beyond the confines of LPSG.
     
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    I dont remember you showing your penis. How strange. First Gone A now you ?
     
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    "Let us castigate the heathen blasphemer!"
    [The Book of Spladle, handwritten bits at the end, page 617]
     
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    Heather Blasphemer? :confused:
     
  13. GoneA

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    It may have something to do the recent resurgence of the Myspace thread (a thread I did not initiate, despite what you see) and your posting therein.
     
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    Yes! There is also the saying a nasty twink is worse than a midget with a chip on his shoulder:cool:
     
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    Everyone wants a piece of Ms Spladel. I'll take everything from the neck down, minus that thing that talks at the top.

    Am not, god damnit. :(
     
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    Emperor, I can't see why anyone would be interested in a set of porcupine balls, but . . .
     
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    Shouldn't you be asking people who are sending you these messages on MySpace?
     
  18. Heather LouAnna

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    phhhhfft. Logic is so [SIZE=-1]passé[/SIZE].
     
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    Youl fiynd ets hrd 2 hld a convrsayshon w/sum1 who speeks lke dis.
     
  20. Mr. Snakey

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    Oh my thats funny:biggrin1:
     
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