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Spladle said:Why am I all of a sudden getting a flurry of Myspace adds/messages from people interested in my penis? Did something happen on the board that I'm unaware of? I took my pictures down for a reason, y'know.
"The Spladle can change gender with greater ease than you change your underwear."joyboytoy79 said:Sorry to be ignorant, but i'm confused. If you are female why would one assume you have a penis in the first place?
alex8 said:"The Spladle can change gender with greater ease than you change your underwear."
[The Book of Spladle, Ch.1, v.29]
"Never invoke the sixteen rigid Spladle-inches without also invoking the radiant smiles* of his testicles."jeff black said:Awww, I miss Spladle and his "book" They say it is "16 inches of OMFG "
alex8 said:"Never invoke the sixteen rigid Spladle-inches without also invoking the radiant smiles* of his testicles."
[The Book of Spladle, Ch.6, v.11]
* n.b. that some early versions of The Book of Spladle mistranslate 'radiant smiles' as 'porcupine quills'
jeff black said:Had no idea that ALEX8 was such a gifted Penisologist.
Spladle said:Why am I all of a sudden getting a flurry of Myspace adds/messages from people interested in my penis? Did something happen on the board that I'm unaware of? I took my pictures down for a reason, y'know.
I dont remember you showing your penis. How strange. First Gone A now you ?Spladle said:Why am I all of a sudden getting a flurry of Myspace adds/messages from people interested in my penis? Did something happen on the board that I'm unaware of? I took my pictures down for a reason, y'know.
uncut said:I dont remember you showing your penis. How strange.
alex8 said:"Let us castigate the heathen blasphemer!"
[The Book of Spladle, handwritten bits at the end, page 617]
Yes! There is also the saying a nasty twink is worse than a midget with a chip on his shoulderalex8 said:"Let us castigate the heathen blasphemer!"
[The Book of Spladle, handwritten bits at the end, page 617]
Am not, god damnit.rawbone8 said:Heather Blasphemer?
Spladle said:Why am I all of a sudden getting a flurry of Myspace adds/messages from people interested in my penis? Did something happen on the board that I'm unaware of? I took my pictures down for a reason, y'know.
invisibleman said:Shouldn't you be asking people who are sending you these messages on MySpace?
Oh my thats funny:biggrin1:mercurialbliss said:Emperor, I can't see why anyone would be interested in a set of porcupine balls, but . . .