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Why am I all of a sudden getting a flurry of Myspace adds/messages from people interested in my penis? Did something happen on the board that I'm unaware of? I took my pictures down for a reason, y'know.
 

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Spladle said:
Why am I all of a sudden getting a flurry of Myspace adds/messages from people interested in my penis? Did something happen on the board that I'm unaware of? I took my pictures down for a reason, y'know.

Sorry to be ignorant, but i'm confused. If you are female why would one assume you have a penis in the first place? Myspace... not full of braniacs, is it?
 

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joyboytoy79 said:
Sorry to be ignorant, but i'm confused. If you are female why would one assume you have a penis in the first place?
"The Spladle can change gender with greater ease than you change your underwear."
[The Book of Spladle, Ch.1, v.29]
 

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jeff black said:
Awww, I miss Spladle and his "book" They say it is "16 inches of OMFG:rolleyes: "
"Never invoke the sixteen rigid Spladle-inches without also invoking the radiant smiles* of his testicles."
[The Book of Spladle, Ch.6, v.11]








* n.b. that some early versions of The Book of Spladle mistranslate 'radiant smiles' as 'porcupine quills' :rolleyes:
 

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alex8 said:
"Never invoke the sixteen rigid Spladle-inches without also invoking the radiant smiles* of his testicles."
[The Book of Spladle, Ch.6, v.11]

* n.b. that some early versions of The Book of Spladle mistranslate 'radiant smiles' as 'porcupine quills' :rolleyes:

Had no idea that ALEX8 was such a gifted Penisologist.:rolleyes:
 

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jeff black said:
Had no idea that ALEX8 was such a gifted Penisologist.:rolleyes:

Careful, you are speaking to the Right Irreverend Alex the Worshipful, the only human being on Earth who is worthy enough to quote from the Book of Spladle.
 

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Spladle said:
Why am I all of a sudden getting a flurry of Myspace adds/messages from people interested in my penis? Did something happen on the board that I'm unaware of? I took my pictures down for a reason, y'know.
I dont remember you showing your penis. How strange. First Gone A now you ?
 

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It may have something to do the recent resurgence of the Myspace thread (a thread I did not initiate, despite what you see) and your posting therein.
 

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alex8 said:
"Let us castigate the heathen blasphemer!"
[The Book of Spladle, handwritten bits at the end, page 617]
Yes! There is also the saying a nasty twink is worse than a midget with a chip on his shoulder:cool:
 

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Spladle said:
Why am I all of a sudden getting a flurry of Myspace adds/messages from people interested in my penis? Did something happen on the board that I'm unaware of? I took my pictures down for a reason, y'know.

Shouldn't you be asking people who are sending you these messages on MySpace?