current exchange rate - blow jobs per carat

[cute5]

What is the exchange rate? 10 to 1, 50 to 1?

 

[BadBoyCanada]

:biggrin1::lol:

Oh, you were serious.

 

[redbear52]

In my experience you usually only get one blow job per diamond, so it is better to cut them up into tiny pieces and give them out a little bit at a time.

 

[Patchos]

What is the exchange rate? 10 to 1, 50 to 1?

Kindly fuck off.

 

[twrl_grl]

Zero. For the men in my life, I give blowjobs out like candy on Halloween. For the rest of the men on the planet, I aint for sale.

 

[hsarge]

Twrl Grl : 'Trick or Treat'

 

[LaFemme]

Zero. For the men in my life, I give blowjobs out like candy on Halloween. For the rest of the men on the planet, I aint for sale.

What she said!

 

[DasLeezard]

Whatever one that will fetch me the most ammo, weed, or cigarettes.

 

[enderwiggen88]

My girl is so special to me that it didn't take any to get bling out of me. The only thing she has to say to keep it is 'I Do' this June.

 

[twrl_grl]

Twrl Grl : 'Trick or Treat'

No treat for you! As I said, I only give blowjobs to the men in my life. You aint a male partner, so if you ask, you get tricked!

 

[B_Boy_Boy_Boy]

Tricky subject.

First, if you're exchanging diamonds for blowjobs you are in too deep. You need to be exchanging the prospect of diamonds.

Second, I would never pay more than $50 for a bj. Never. Over that limit you could take a 'date' to a nice restaraunt and get her to do it. So, your math should be total price/$50= bj:carats.

Third, the diamond exchange rate can be gamed. If you must give diamonds, give used diamonds. You can ALWAYS use the dead aunt heirloom story. Used diamonds are about 1/2 price, but women have no clue what they are doing (ever) so you can get full bj:diamond exchange for them.

 

[redbear52]

But how do you know it isn't a used BJ that you are getting in return?

 

[ericbear]

The exchange rate depends on who, when, and where...

As I crossed the street in Haight-Ashbury (San Francisco), I overheard two street people brokering a deal:

A BJ for a beer.

Looking at them, I think the one that got the beer got the better end of the deal.

 

[BertGriffiths]

my donkey gives, ahhh, two bjs per carrot

 

[B_Boy_Boy_Boy]

But how do you know it isn't a used BJ that you are getting in return?

I hope to hell it is! I hate breaking in a new 'one.'

 

[B_jeepguy2]

My married friends all tell me that once you buy the diamond and head to the alter the blowjobs stop after about a year regardless of the carats.

 

[Brad800]

My married friends all tell me that once you buy the diamond and head to the alter the blowjobs stop after about a year regardless of the carats.

Yep that sad but true.

 

[43698]

Drugs, sex, and office supplies should always be free.