curved penis

[kauai1]

Just adore a little curve...feels great and FUN to play with....don't worry your not alone

 

[kudo451]

I have an upward curve but I had a boyfriend with a downward curve. I can say this much about him: "Oh my Gawd, what a lover!!"
But as to the curve on your penis you should concentrate more on being the lover you want to be mentally, your penis already knows what to do, just follow its lead!
But I got two words for all you Banana Schlongs out there gettin' busy: "Doggie Style"! WOOF!

 

[mista geechee]

yep, i curve to da left too

but is it normal for 1 ball to hang a little lower than tha other one sometimes? cuz i notice some gals breasts are like that

 

[B_Spladle]

Take Jesus, for example.

I'm sorry, who?

 

[B_Spladle]

but is it normal for 1 ball to hang a little lower than tha other one sometimes?

My left one hangs lower than the right one. I'm pretty sure it's nothing to worry about.

 

[prepstudinsc]

Yes, generally the left one hangs lower than the right.

 

[B_Danceswithlamps]

One testicle will ALWAYS hang lower than the other one, except when it doesn't ...

As for the curve, how it looks shouldn't make too much of a difference! As long as you use it like you should...

 

[mehgah]

My left one hangs lower than the right one. I'm pretty sure it's nothing to worry about.

That's perfectly normal -- it's supposed to. Ever sit the wrong way and your balls knock together and you feel pain? That'd be what'd happen every time you moved the wrong way if your balls hung evenly.

Worth a poll, though.. which one hangs lower?

I'm a lefty -- well, technically this is the only way I'm a lefty, but whatever

 

[mehgah]

yet another screwup.
stay tuned for more of "Technology with mehgah"

I'm sure Fox will pick it up, apparently they will air just about anything, so long as it's legal.

 

[mehgah]

I'm sorry, who?

Looks like Jesus and Mother Teresa are the only famous virgins.

Though it does pose a question that will likely start a flurry of messages: What do people think of Dan Brown's (and hundreds of other experts') opinion that Jesus was married? Personally, I think it answers a whole lot of questions.

If you don't know what I'm talking about, you need to:

1) Apologize to your entire family for scorning them, and beg for their forgiveness for not having read Angels and Demons and The Da Vinci Code
2) Bare your knees and walk on them (on pavement) to your closest bookstore
3) Purchase the books
4) Read them
5) Bask in the greatness they bring to your life.

 

[kudo451]

it just doesn't make sense. makes even less sense that Jesus takes time out from his busy schedule while hanging on the cross to adopt his mother to one of his disciples. This is not the act of a married man. A married man would have had his wife taken care of. but he only takes the time to take care of his mother as jewish law would require. I don't need to read umpteen books to figure that out

 

[B_Spladle]

Looks like Jesus and Mother Teresa are the only famous virgins.

Mother Teresa was no virgin. I had that broad in ways that'd make the pope blush (and that guy is into some kinky shit, lemme tellya).

What do people think of Dan Brown's (and hundreds of other experts') opinion that Jesus was married?

I don't care.

If you don't know what I'm talking about, you need to:

1) Apologize to your entire family for scorning them, and beg for their forgiveness for not having read Angels and Demons and The Da Vinci Code
2) Bare your knees and walk on them (on pavement) to your closest bookstore
3) Purchase the books
4) Read them
5) Bask in the greatness they bring to your life.

I started to read The Da Vinci Code but it was bad so I stopped.

 

[whisker]

One of your balls hangs lower than the other by design. In the event your legs get slammed together, one will slip over the other, avoiding them getting crushed. YEOW ! I read that in a medical book educating myself when I was a teenager (1960's) Um, which hangs lower ? Lemme look. Left. I have had balls for 56 years and I hadda look. DUH. LPSG furthers education. charlie :biggrin1:

 

[LTAA]

Mine turns down a bit too. Not much, but a bit. I think the best position for that is probably from behind.

 

[jakeinsf]

Hey Stud,
Big "n-curve" dicks are HOT.
They go down my throat when I'm on my knees a lot easier.
Plus you can get a semi in the shower and the other guys won't know, they'll just think you're really well hung.
not a lot of experience with girls, but i think they like the curve pushing up against their clit when you're goin in them.
there's nothin wrong with your cock.
don't let anyone tell you otherwise.
you're gonna have a lot of ladies wanting it, once you gather up your mojo and decide that you're a sexy fucker and there's a lot of people who go ape-shit fo 22 cms. Trust me.

 

[190994]

hi

 

[kooldude9721]

I've got a nice upward curve.. :wink:

 

[littlebigmaninNC]

Mine goes down and to the left, and my left one hangs lower, but my right is about 50% bigger than the left.

 

[flaman]

my partner's cock curves to the left. a curved cock really gets me going.

 

[oblorian]

I too, am a lefty.