Customer Service

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  1. windtalkerways

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    Feb 6, 2006
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    [FONT=Verdana, Arial]This man's in the line at the supermarket [/FONT]
    [FONT=Verdana, Arial]check out. But when he gets to the [/FONT]
    [FONT=Verdana, Arial]register he realizes he's forgotten to [/FONT]
    [FONT=Verdana, Arial]pick up his condoms. So he asks the [/FONT]
    [FONT=Verdana, Arial]checkout girl if she could have someone [/FONT]
    [FONT=Verdana, Arial]bring them. [/FONT]

    [FONT=Verdana, Arial]She replies, "Of course, Sir but I'll [/FONT]
    [FONT=Verdana, Arial]just check your size. Drop your [/FONT]
    [FONT=Verdana, Arial]pants please." [/FONT]

    [FONT=Verdana, Arial]Wow, he thinks, this is great service [/FONT]
    [FONT=Verdana, Arial]and he drops 'em. She reaches over [/FONT]
    [FONT=Verdana, Arial]the counter, grabs his cock, picks [/FONT]
    [FONT=Verdana, Arial]the store intercom and announces, [/FONT]
    [FONT=Verdana, Arial]"One box of large condoms to check [/FONT]
    [FONT=Verdana, Arial]out 10."[/FONT]

    [FONT=Verdana, Arial]Well, the next man in line thought [/FONT]
    [FONT=Verdana, Arial]this was interesting and so, when [/FONT]
    [FONT=Verdana, Arial]he gets to the check out, he tells [/FONT]
    [FONT=Verdana, Arial]the checker that he too has forgotten [/FONT]
    [FONT=Verdana, Arial]to get condoms and asks if she could [/FONT]
    [FONT=Verdana, Arial]have some brought up to the register? [/FONT]

    [FONT=Verdana, Arial]Sure enough, she asks him to drop [/FONT]
    [FONT=Verdana, Arial]his pants to check his size, [/FONT]
    [FONT=Verdana, Arial]gives him a quick feel, picks up [/FONT]
    [FONT=Verdana, Arial]the store intercom and says, [/FONT]
    [FONT=Verdana, Arial]"One box of medium sized condoms [/FONT]
    [FONT=Verdana, Arial]to check out 10."[/FONT]

    [FONT=Verdana, Arial]A few customers back was this [/FONT]
    [FONT=Verdana, Arial]teen-age boy. He thought what he'd [/FONT]
    [FONT=Verdana, Arial]seen was just so cool and he'd [/FONT]
    [FONT=Verdana, Arial]never had any sexual experience [/FONT]
    [FONT=Verdana, Arial]with a woman, so this seemed [/FONT]
    [FONT=Verdana, Arial]like his big chance. When he gets [/FONT]
    [FONT=Verdana, Arial]to the register, he tells the checker [/FONT]
    [FONT=Verdana, Arial]he needs some condoms too. She asks [/FONT]
    [FONT=Verdana, Arial]him what size and he says he [/FONT]
    [FONT=Verdana, Arial]doesn't know. So she asks him to [/FONT]
    [FONT=Verdana, Arial]drop his pants for her to check. [/FONT]
    [FONT=Verdana, Arial]One quick feel and she picks up [/FONT]
    [FONT=Verdana, Arial]the [/FONT][FONT=Verdana, Arial]intercom and announces, [/FONT]
    [FONT=Verdana, Arial]"Clean up crew to check out 10!"[/FONT]
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