Dads cock? - no incestuous content or mention of minors allowed

Have you seen your dads cock?

  • Yes

    Votes: 166 78.3%
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    Votes: 46 21.7%

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Here we go again... There are literally thousands of threads about this, though many of them are probably gone by now. Still, instead of spending time bumping a thread that you literally made a few hours ago, you could probably find some shady stuff using the search function.

Oh, and if you don't want this to turn into some borderline incestuous slime, then maybe you shouldn't get so exited about someone seeing his parents having sex...

It's always the same.
Dude we all know our parents had sex for us to be here. Get over it. And if you didnt like this post or what you thought it would be why click on it, read it and the comments, then make a comment that would make it reappear at the top of the forum? Just like in the real world if you dont like it just walk away. I dont like watching two guys fuck so you know what I do, I DONT GO TO A GAY BAR. Problem solved. Now get some fucking balls dude and man the fuck up. If we had to censor everything in this world that offended anyone there wouldnt be anything to do. Also no offense to gay guys what so ever. I just used that as an analogy.
 
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Dude we all know our parents had sex for us to be here. Get over it. And if you didnt like this post or what you thought it would be why click on it, read it and the comments, then make a comment that would make it reappear at the top of the forum? Just like in the real world if you dont like it just walk away. I dont like watching two guys fuck so you know what I do, I DONT GO TO A GAY BAR. Problem solved. Now get some fucking balls dude and man the fuck up. If we had to censor everything in this world that offended anyone there wouldnt be anything to do. Also no offense to gay guys what so ever. I just used that as an analogy.

I've been to gay bars, and so far I haven't noticed any men fucking in plain sight, so don't worry about that.

I clicked and posted because I felt like it. Nothing much you can do about that. It's a free for all, so I'd rather say that if you don't want to be called out on your obvious little fap bait incest scheme, then don't post it publicly, or at least stop being so obvious about it. You ain't foolin' anyone, mister.

I've checked out your search history, by the way. I did it because I felt like it, and I have no regrets. It was quite a ride. But I think we're all pretty clear on the fact that you are not gay by now. It says so right below your avatar: 100% straight. So c'mon, you don't have to point it out in every single post, even if that post is about getting rimmed by a guy or having sex with your frat brothers.
 

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I've been to gay bars, and so far I haven't noticed any men fucking in plain sight, so don't worry about that.

I clicked and posted because I felt like it. Nothing much you can do about that. It's a free for all, so I'd rather say that if you don't want to be called out on your obvious little fap bait incest scheme, then don't post it publicly, or at least stop being so obvious about it. You ain't foolin' anyone, mister.

I've checked out your search history, by the way. I did it because I felt like it, and I have no regrets. It was quite a ride. But I think we're all pretty clear on the fact that you are not gay by now. It says so right below your avatar: 100% straight. So c'mon, you don't have to point it out in every single post, even if that post is about getting rimmed by a guy or having sex with your frat brothers.
The gay bar was an example. Just like you don't walk into an Apple store when you don't like Apple products to just bitch about them. Dude I'm asking questions that when I looked up to see if they were asked weren't or not taken seriously at all. This is the reason why the questions cant be asked cause some screams "INCEST". I don't want to argue dude I just came to this site cause it was an OPEN environment that you can talk openly and figure things out like this and my other post. I'm not ashamed or going to hide the fact I like to jack with guys. Where the sex with frat bros comes in idk. But I'm just being open and inquiring. And that seems to be the issue you are having here is the fact I'm being open and want to discuss openly with others this kind of stuff you can't or is uncomfortable to discuss face to face. So I will apologize to you that I am an open person. Thats just who I am dude.
 

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The gay bar was an example. Just like you don't walk into an Apple store when you don't like Apple products to just bitch about them. Dude I'm asking questions that when I looked up to see if they were asked weren't or not taken seriously at all. This is the reason why the questions cant be asked cause some screams "INCEST". I don't want to argue dude I just came to this site cause it was an OPEN environment that you can talk openly and figure things out like this and my other post. I'm not ashamed or going to hide the fact I like to jack with guys. Where the sex with frat bros comes in idk. But I'm just being open and inquiring. And that seems to be the issue you are having here is the fact I'm being open and want to discuss openly with others this kind of stuff you can't or is uncomfortable to discuss face to face. So I will apologize to you that I am an open person. Thats just who I am dude.

I'm only talking about incest because you're so obviously looking for a sexual angle.

Anyway, I doubt you've looked very far to find out if these questions have been asked already. Because they have. Lots of times. When you delve into creepy territories you can't expect all people to take you seriously. And you can always expect me not to take you seriously. But still there are plenty of threads. Here's one in which people seem to have extensive information about the penis size of their relatives for some insane reason, as well as a couple of people who refuse to take it seriously:

Big cocks run in your family? | LPSG

There you go. Now quit being exited because someone saw his parents have sex. We all know our parents had sex for us to be here. Get over it.
 
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I'm only talking about incest because you're so obviously looking for a sexual angle.

Anyway, I doubt you've looked if these questions have been asked. Because they have. Lots of times. When you delve into creepy territories you can't expect all people to take you seriously. And you can always expect me not to take you seriously. But still there are plenty of threads. Here's one in which people seem to have extensive information about the penis size of their relatives for some insane reason, as well as a couple of people who refuse to take it seriously:

Big cocks run in your family? | LPSG

There you go. Now quit being exited because someone saw his parents have sex. We all know our parents had sex for us to be here. Get over it.
Dude it just sounds like you get a Hard On from being a TROLL!!! I will no longer respond to you dude. But thanks for keeping the post active so its at the top ;)
 
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Dude it just sounds like you get a Hard On from being a TROLL!!! I will no longer respond to you dude. But thanks for keeping the post active so its at the top ;)

I think my post was actually pretty constructive. You should find that thread to your liking, though I'm getting the vibe that you mostly like to hear yourself talk. Or type. Or whatever.
 
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Threads like these for the most part always have some way of turning into content regarding minors, and then you'll get the occasional threads that turn into incest. I understand you're new to this but, its just the way it turns out around here. While your content is about sharing a bond with your dad, the simple matter of seeing your dads member... is what drives these types of responses.

Because there are idiots and perverts on the board. Nothing we can do to get rid of them. One gets banned 10 more sign up.
But that's life on an adult board.
Threads like this just entice themfolks and encourage stupid remarks and comments. (Even though they are unwelcomed, some folks just think they HAVE to share.)

PS. I did accidentally see my dad step out of the shower once. I turned around so quickly, I couldn't tell you a thing about what I saw. Embarrassment has blocked that dreadful experience. I understand as an adult that there may come a time when caring for aging parents includes taking care of personal needs. I am fully ready to take on that responsibility knowing that they would care for me if I needed it.
 
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sometimes. my father is not ashamed to undress in front of family. I'm embarrassed, maybe because I was not his big balls. I'm afraid of his reaction to seeing my super trimmed pubes, my father is an "outdated" and apparently never shaved or cut his pubes.
 

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sometimes. my father is not ashamed to undress in front of family. I'm embarrassed, maybe because I was not his big balls. I'm afraid of his reaction to seeing my super trimmed pubes, my father is an "outdated" and apparently never shaved or cut his pubes.
Just dont be ashamed of it. He might make a comment but it's a great way to bond dude.
 

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well yes i have seen my dad nude. but never was he about to have sex or just had sex. seen him at the gym locker room are him getting dressed . my dad is a very tall thin guy like me and was blessed more. never thought any thing of it
 
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well yes i have seen my dad nude. but never was he about to have sex or just had sex. seen him at the gym locker room are him getting dressed . my dad is a very tall thin guy like me and was blessed more. never thought any thing of it
He is bigger then you?
 

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why sadly be the best u you can be big ,small, or avg. from what i see from your pics and post you have a lot going for u be happy with that my friend.........
 

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Not my dad,but my wife and I caught my uncle jerking off.
He didn't see us,he was too into jerking to the porn he was watching.
But his moaning woke us up,and we thought it was my step-aunt who's really ill(her condition doesn't allow them to have sex all that much)
As we looked down from the open upper level of the second floor we caught him....
We saw everything......
I was and still am all types of freaked out.
We never said anything to him about it.
I felt kinda bad for him because he really loves his current wife,but I guess he did what he had to do.
My wife did tell her friends that my uncle was massive.