dads got a pierced dick

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  1. B_kracker

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    a buddy and I went out drinking friday night.. at 2am instead of driving across town to my house we went to may parents house..a couple blocks from the bar..went down to the basement family room and crashed...at 6am my dad comes down stairs buck naked (he didn't know we were there)..to get his work clothes out of the dryer...my dad is big good looking guy...who now to my surprise has a bar bell piercing in his cock!..it was a really funny encounter..but I:wink: never mentioned what I saw..any body else ever caught your dad in the buff in an unexpected situation
     
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    He dont have a piercing if thats what you mean?
     
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    Lad?? what would you call a silver bar bell in a cock head?
     
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    I'm a dad,I caught myself nakkid this morning and saw that I had two cock piercings!
    Man! was I surpised!!
     
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    I caught myself walking by a mirror and noticed several...holy shit.....what some guy won't do to his cock
     
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    what type of piercing? you should ask him about it!
     
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    :nono: My Dad doesn't have a piercing!! I realise that your Dad having a piece of metal in his dick means he does have a piercing but you were the one asking the question!!
     
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    Maybe he's doing penis-curls with that barbell. No pain, no gain !
     
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    Dad's like their cocks as much as their sons so why shouldn't he get his cock peirced if he want to. If he's a healthy male, he'll fuck as well as the young guys, just with a better technique from longer experience.
     
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    Parents are people too :)
     
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    See what happens when you marry pretty girls like CigarBabe! :biggrin1::wink::cool:

    Okay, that's funny!:tongue:
     
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    Depends on how old dad is...My dad is 81...Hate to visualize that !!!!

    My dad is something else....He just started seeing an old girl from HS, now this is 65 years ago !! They are both without spouses and have really hit it off. He told me a couple weeks ago that sex is just as good now as it was 20 years ago !!! Go DAD !!!!! But go easy !!!!!
     
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    Well, I guess this trumps the 'you can't get a tattoe because....' discussion (or anything else)
     
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    Avg-dick, the findings from the National Social Life, Health and Aging Project, research supported by the National Institutes of Health (NIH) as reported in the Aug. 23, 2007, issue of The New England Journal of Medicine shed new light on the intimate social relationships and health of people ages 57 to 85, informing health care providers and patients about sexual norms in the older U.S. population. The study found that many older adults are sexually active. So your 80 year old Dad is doing what comes naturally. However, about half of the men and women surveyed reported at least one sexual problem and about a third report at least two problems. Specifically:

    • In general, older adults are sexually active. A large portion of respondents said they were sexually active in the preceding 12 months, but the percentage declined with agefrom 73 percent of those age 57 to 64, to 53 percent of those age 65 to 74, to 26 percent of those age 75 to 85. Older women, however, were significantly less likely to report sexual activity than older men and less likely to be in intimate relationships, due in part to women's status as widows and the earlier mortality, on average, of men.
    • Healthier people are more likely to report being sexually active. Eighty-one percent of men and 51 percent of women reporting excellent or very good health said they had been sexually active in the past 12 months. Of those in fair or poor health, a considerably lower percentage (47 percent of men and 26 percent of women) reported activity in the previous year. Diabetes and hypertension were strongly associated with some sexual concerns.
    • About half of sexually active older adults report at least onebothersome sexual problem. Thirty-seven percent of sexually active men said they had erectile difficulties. Women most often reported low desire (43 percent), difficulty with vaginal lubrication (39 percent), and inability to climax (34 percent).
    • Most older adults have not discussed sex with their doctors. Despite the high prevalence of sexual problems, only 38 percent of men and 22 percent of women said they had discussed sex with a physician since age 50.
     
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    My mum's 76, this guy keeps asking her out and she won't go because 'he's only after sex' :)
     
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    Nothing wrong with "just" sex at that age. Too young people write off we seniors because they think we are too old to have sex. We like it like anyone else and the need is there to have it, it just may take us longer to get to get there.

    In the Broadway show "Pippin" an older women sings of wanting to have sex with a younger guy. She sings of here needs but realizes that it will take her, as the song goes, a month to get ready.
     
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    A month to get ready, were they only going to mcDonalds :)
     
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    SpoiledPrincess - You are obviously too young to remember the Broadway Musical Pippin from the 1970s so here are the lyrics to the song which contains the words " a month to get ready." It is about getting old which we all do, there is no way to stop it.

    [BERTHE]

    When you are as old as I, my dear

    And I hope that you never are

    You will woefully wonder why, my dear

    Through your cataracts and catarrh

    You could squander away or sequester

    A drop of a precious year

    For when your best days are yester

    The rest'er twice as dear....

    What good is a field on a fine summer night

    When you sit all alone with the weeds?

    Or a succulent pear if with each juicy bite

    You spit out your teeth with the seeds?

    Before it's too late stop trying to wait

    For fortune and fame you're secure of

    For there's one thing to be sure of, mate:

    There's nothing to be sure of!

    Oh, it's time to start livin'

    Time to take a little from this world we're given

    Time to take time, cause spring will turn to fall

    In just no time at all....

    I've never wondered if I was afraid

    When there was a challenge to take

    I never thought about how much I weighed

    When there was still one piece of cake

    Maybe it's meant the hours I've spent

    Feeling broken and bent and unwell

    But there's still no cure more heaven-sent

    As the chance to raise some hell

    Everybody....

    [ALL]

    Oh, it's time to start livin'

    Time to take a little from this world we're given

    Time to take time, cause spring will turn to fall

    In just no time at all....

    Now when the drearies do attack

    And a siege of the sads begins

    I just throw these noble shoulders back

    And lift these noble chins

    Give me a man who is handsome and strong

    Someone who's stalwart and steady

    Give me a night that's romantic and long

    And give me a month to get ready

    Now I could waylay some aging roue

    And persuade him to play in some cranny

    But it's hard to believe I'm being led astray

    By a man who calls me granny

    [ALL]

    Oh, it's time to start livin'

    Time to take a little from this world we're given

    Time to take time, cause spring will turn to fall

    In just no time at all....

    Oh, it's time to start livin'

    Time to take a little from this world we're given

    Time to take time, cause spring will turn to fall

    In just no time at all....

    Sages tweet that age is sweet

    Good deeds and good work earns you laurels

    But what could make you feel more obsolete

    Than being noted for your morals?

    Here is a secret I never have told

    Maybe you'll understand why

    I believe if I refuse to grow old

    I can stay young till I die

    Now, I've known the fears of sixty-six years

    I've had troubles and tears by the score

    But the only thing I'd trade them for

    Is sixty-seven more....

    Oh, it's time to keep livin'

    Time to keep takin' from this world we're given

    You are my time, so I'll throw off my shawl

    And watching your flings be flung all over

    Makes me feel young all over

    [BETHE AND BOYS]

    In just no time at all....


    http://www.allthelyrics.com/lyrics/pippin_soundtrack/no_time_at_all-lyrics-78599.html
     
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