Damn it's cold!

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  1. B_HappyHammer1977

    B_HappyHammer1977 New Member

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    As an aside from 'running and shrivel'....

    How small do you get on the coldest of cold days?
     
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    we do not know of this "cold" u speak of in south florida.
     
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    watch out for those mossies!
     
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    horrible person think back to last January. There were a few nights in south FL where freeballing in shorts even with a heavy sweatshirt resulted in extreme shrinkage of the parts
     
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    I'm my same height no matter what the weather is like.


     
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    Badda-boom...
     
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    Because I have to work outdoors, I thoroughly prepare for it by bundling up in LJ's(Long Johns) insulated socks, and a fleece sweatshirt & jacket.

    Don't lose nearly as much as you'd think; maybe half an inch, maybe less.
     
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    The shortest mine ever shrivels to is about 5". By comparison, I normally hang about 7" soft and get to 11" erect.

    This topic reminds me of a couple of incidents at my gym.

    One summer afternoon I was there showering, the shower was unusually crowded, and there happened to be a couple of other guys in the shower who were also pretty well hung. There was also a pair of guys (who were apparently friends and gay) who were more average. As I was towling off, I overheard them discussing that they felt really small by comparison, and one remarked, "I'm just glad it's a warm day!" :)

    Another day as I was getting dressed after showering a guy tried to strike up a conversation with me, I made some remark about the tile being cold, and he slyly says, "Well, you can't tell when you're cold--no shrinkage factor." Actually, I do get the shrinkage factor, it's just that my shrinkage is the size of many guys hard. :)
     
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    Do your nipples stand up erect on cold days?

    Oops, sorry I meant that for your female account
     
  10. GoneA

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    ughhh, yes. :):p
     
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    whether its cold or not my nipples stand up when I eat cheese - real cheese I mean (lol)
     
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    Oh my! Mine can dissappear completely! But it always re-appears....eventually :D
     
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    Come to Michigan in January.
    Sometimes, on rare occasions, it hits -40.

    Perfect barbecue weather for us michiganders and Canadians.
     
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    Go sledding/snowboarding down a hill without underwear or heat supplying pants (wear just jeans, a shirt, gloves, etc.), and a coat) and see how small you can *really* get. :)
     
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    yea its cold as shit here too, my balls usually hug up on me but my cock stays somewhat medium sized in the cold, unless i have to go to the bathroom, then it shrinks up more. probably dealing with muscle flexation and holding the urine in.
     
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    That sounds like a blast!
     
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    Don't lose too much on the penis, but my nuts might as well be up inside my stomach on some days...

    Now I know what it must look like to be a eunuch...
     
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    I grew up in North Dakota...yes it is a State.....and do rember the weatherman saying we're in the middle of a heat wave....it will be up to -20. They also have a saying up there 40 below keeps out the riff raff....not to many street people up there. Shrink....none on the cock really...it is the balls who tend to draw up looking for a warmer clime.
     
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    I remember spending a few hours out in the cold shoveling out the car, and when I went inside to take a leak, I was about 1 inch! :eek:
    That is not anywhere near a normal flacid size for me, as I'm usually about 3-4 inches or so. To me soft size is basically meaningless. I've had no complaints once I'm 'up' ready to go! :D
     
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    One inch when it's cold? The baby Jesus in a manger looked at me the other day in a snowstorm and laughed !!! You should feel lucky pal.......

    The shrinkage factor I experience in the cold is so drastic it's crazy. Two minutes in the cold naked and the casual observer would think I was a under developed woman, hahaha.
     
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