Dan Osborne from UK's TOWIE

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We don't get TOWIE in the USA. According to my Brit friends, we should consider ourselves fortunate. There have been comparisons to Jersey Shore here, but from the pictures, I think I prefer TOWIE, based on the boys bodies and faces alone. Before anyone goes bat shit crazy about their personalities, or lack thereof, get real. It is pure eye candy and fuck fantasy. Who cares how they treat whoever, just roll over, or get it hard, or whatever fuck toys are good for.
 

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73 episodes of TOWIE are available on HULU, but not the more recent ones with Dan Osborne in them.



This program contains
an enhanced bum and some home truths from Joan Collins
good old fashioned drama and a little touch of romance
fisticuffs and the wisdom of Ricky Martin
tipsy nans and someone getting a mouthful
a family feud and some flirting to get your teeth into
a nice fish supper and the world's least flattering dressing gown
a carpet burned nunny and some hotties in a hot tub
perplexing predictions and some knockout knitwear
a glitzy bash and an unfortunate trip to the loo
massive trust issues, and a dirty third eye
real tears and the tighest budgie smugglers you've ever seen
3 bulging corsets, 2 duelling knights, and a chihuahua in a santa suit
a dancing debbie, surprise snogging, and a fond farewell.
the mother of all catfights
fake blood and a nightmare on Brentwood High Street
Mick's Tackle
one very sore bottom
some classic bad karaoke
fake bums, and very short shorts.
flash boys, fake boobs and one hell of a bust up
flash suits, boys bitching and babes in the buff.
flash cars, awkward moments and vajazzling, big watches, broken hearts, extreme posing, dodgy dancing and glamping, wedding tackle and white stallions, moobs and false boobs, Mark in a downward dog, Nanny Pat's sausage plait, cheesy hedgehog, macaroons and a royal sausage plait, Amy Childs in a teeny weeny bikini, Harry in a leotard, and people looking reem.

What more could you want?
 
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A few of the girls have send on the show that his dick is huge but that's not very reliable lol!
 

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Bibendum01 was just giving you a hard time, omfgitme11. You used the word "defiantly" instead of "definitely" in reference to Dan Osborne packing. Probably autocorrect. ;-)
 
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