dance wars

I think he liked the attention he knew he'd get in them jeans, leanin back in the chair...but, jeesh, he doesn't trip my switch...not yet, anyway! (10" could sure reach my switch....lol)
 
I didn't realize this was on already.

Bruno is, of course, a big nancy. He's quite happy to be seen ogling the go-go boys in WeHo bars. Not that it's any big surprise.

What annoys me though, is Dancing With the Stars' complete and utter refusal to ackowledge gays of any kind in ballroom dancing. I mean, it's ballroom dancing, for crying out loud. Gays are everywhere. I was a competitive ballroom dancer for 10 years in my youth, and it was at least 50% homos among the boys. And yet not one openly gay professional dancer or celebrity has ever appeared, in five seasons of the show.

The British version, Strictly Come Dancing, is a little better, with at least two gay professionals and another woofter, Craig Revel Horwood, on the judging panel.

Sorry for the off-topic rant. Back to talking about penises!
 
...And yet not one openly gay professional dancer or celebrity has ever appeared, in five seasons of the show

Wait a minute. You mean we have gay men in ballroom dancing in the States? Never!

LOL, my last serious boyfriend was a professional ballroom dance instructor who owned his own studio. Almost ALL of the guys who did it for a living were gay.

And yes, not all of them were out, unfortunately. There's something about that fantasy that the women (most of the customers) could boink the dance instructor. It's good for business... LOL

And yeah, ok on Dancing with the Stars, Max has GOT to be GAY. Just not out on the show, like Bruno.

And, back to the subject, my own Mother called me last night to ask me, "Do men stuff their pants? I mean you should see Bruno, I think he's stuffing." :eek: I was laughing so hard. Then, darn her, I watched the show and all I could do is watch his crotch. He has something going on there. Now whether or not it's a cod piece made in Italy or the real thing, I don't know. I think it's real.
 
And yeah, ok on Dancing with the Stars, Max has GOT to be GAY. Just not out on the show, like Bruno.
Hmmm, I don't see that. I can see that he would a dirty little fucker in bed, but I don't necessarily get the gay vibe.

On the other hand, the little blond boy who was on the last season, Derek, I could see him maybe being gay. But he's so plastic, he's like a Barbie doll. There's no sexuality to him at all. I can't see him with genitals, just smooth plastic between his legs.

My favorite this year was Mark Ballas (I worked with his parents Corky and Shirley in my afore-mentioned youth), but alas, he's shagging that fat girl he was dancing with.