Dane Cook

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  1. Smoothie1981

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    I did a forum search to see if a topic had already been posted but..nothing..

    Soo....

    Do we know anything about Dane Cook?

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    Methinks this guy is packin:D
     
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    Whoops! Sorry, I skipped right over that you HAD done a search. Yeah, when I did mine, for some reason, I had a lot of seemingly unrelated results, but I remember that there had been one recently. You had to scroll down quite a way, for it to turn up finally. :wink:
     
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    I don't think he's huge. He is probably average.
    I base that on having seen his HBO special about 6 times in the last 3 months. I'd like to think I would have noticed if he was really packing heat.

    Now if you want to talk about well hung funny men you have got to mention Milton Berle and Robin Williams.
     
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    Before he was big (in comedey) this was last year, he performed at my college and came to my frat house to party after, I pissed right next to him after he did a keg stand and I peaked.... he was average lenght and pretty fat..... not bad, would love to see it hard though....
     
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    So is he cut or uncut?
     
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    I also really dig Dane Cook, both as a talented comedian and as a definite HUNK!
    I don't know if this helps solve the mystery of his endowment, but during one of his recent appearances at a college, he told a funny story about his erection. And this whole thing was shown on HBO as part of his Orgasm (??!!) tour. The story went something like this:
    "Last night I got an erection. Not just an average, everyday erection. This was one of those super erections! You guys know what I'm talking about, don't you? [Big audience laugh here--presumably from the men]
    "I was in my kitchen eating nuts. And suddenly I looked down and I was really hard! I mean it was....[looking down at his crotch] 'Hello, there! How are you?' The whole thing was hard--with the vein down the middle and everything! [Audience roars.] I happened to be eating cashew nuts, and I got this idea for a trick. I took one of the cashew nuts and put it right on the head of my dick--curved side down. You must put the curved side down. Then I flicked that cashew right into my mouth! BAM!! It went right in the first time! Try it! It's a great trick!"
    The place went wild.
    So, if the story is true, how big a hard-on would he need to do that? Maybe 8" tops? What do you think?
     
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    You could probably do that trick with a 3" dick so I wouldn't put too much stock in that. He's a catholic boy too, so I would guess he's cut if I were forced to speculate about such a thing.
     
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