Dane Cook

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    I've always found Dane Cook to be a very cute man. I've noticed he looks like he has a pretty nice bulge down there also. I remember in one comedy act he described how his father had a large penis and I have to wonder if he inheirted the "family gene". Does anybody else on here have a thing for Dane Cook? I wonder how big he really is.
     
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    Dane Cook is very cute.

    I like the 5 o'clock shadow look that he has often.

    I would love to see what he looks like with no clothes on.
     
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    Big enough to catupult a cashiew from the head of it into his mouth. :cool:


    Yeah, he's a little on the noisy side, but he IS cute. These movies he's starring in, though. .... *meh*
     
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    I think he is very cute, great chest. And he makes me laugh. I love his "Start your day the holy way, with Christ chex!"
     
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    Dane Cook gets me s hot. x.x Especially the way he looked in his first Comedy Central Presents show.

    Hot mustard sauce all over my body
     
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    LOL! I had forgotten about that story. I remember him telling that on SNL I believe it was. I found that story quite amusing.
     
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    Look for his next film, "Good Luck Chuck", in the trailers, he at least runs around shirtless a lot...
     
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    Here's a clip where he talks about getting head for the first time. It's funny and sexy... especially when he lies back and acts out getting blown.

    YouTube - Dane Cook Insomniac Tour
     
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    hahahha that was funny!
     
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    I find him almost as obnoxious in a leading man role as Ryan Reynolds, and I often get them confused as they look and act a lot alike. Not attractive, IMO.
     
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    I like him more with hair than without...

    I'd love to be the snack bag in those photos...
     
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    I'd luv to see what you look like in person, on top of me, actually!:tongue:
     
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    Very sexy...

    A friend just told me that he also confuses Dane with Ryan Reynold.
     
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    he's ok, I heard alot funnier. His act is 10 percent humor and 90 percent walking around the stage. He must have great legs.
     
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    Hey, Camper Joe!
    Thanks for posting those very hot and almost X-rated pics of a 99% naked Dane Cook. They really turned me on!
    But where were they from? What was the occasion or situation? Some TV show? Some movie? Another web site? If so, I'd love to see the original!!
     
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    dane cook is gay...i know for a fact...have friends who work at Comedy Central...for a gay guy I can't stand his humor...
     
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    Dane Cook and Ryan Reynolds have pretty different approaches to their humor. They are similar in appearance so i could see the confusion. Dane cook is really attractive though becaues he's the full package.
     
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    I don't particularly like either of them but I much prefer Dane to Ryan. I also sometimes get Jason Lee confused with both of them. It would be really confusing for me if all three of them were in the same movie together.
     
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