With all due respect to your friends, on what do they base their conclusion that Cook is gay?
In one of his "Tourgasm" shows, he had a video of himself with his girlfriend--a lovely, sexy young lady whom he hugged and kissed a lot.
I know--that doesn't mean that he's NOT gay, but apparently he wants his public to think that he's str8.
The girlfriend is real, and Dane's not gay. He's just a goofball and something of a ham, who'll clown around with
anybody, and sometimes the people he's clowning around with happen to be gay. On one of his tours, that clowning around almost got him into a fight, when some hyper-homophobe creep working on the tour
thought that Dane was coming on to him, because Dane, in his asshole opinion, wasn't uncomfortable enough around a gay production guy.
Anyway, Dane is
not gay. He's not even
bi, so give it a rest.
This is the same typical gay male tyranny that one of my best compadres used to subject me to. Any straight guy who's comfortable with you is a
closet case. Any straight guy who's uncomfortable with you and doesn't want to be pals is a
closeted homo AND a bigot. We can't win!
Some of you guys won't be happy until every heterosexual man is bouncing around half-naked in a
pride parade.
