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Dane Cook and Ryan Reynolds have pretty different approaches to their humor. They are similar in appearance so i could see the confusion. Dane cook is really attractive though becaues he's the full package.
I think this is the reason he's so successful.

Tons and tons and tons and tons of girls want him. Plus he's pretty funny sometimes. But more wanted than that.

He's made me laugh but I think he's highly overrated. There are other comedians out there right now that make me laugh much more than him.

I have been told more than once that I look like Dane Cook though...so I guess that's a plus!
 

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dane cook is gay...i know for a fact...have friends who work at Comedy Central...for a gay guy I can't stand his humor...

On what do your friends base their conclusion that Cook is gay?

In one of his "Tourgasm" shows, Dane Cook had video of his "girlfriend"
from his home town--quite a sexy, pretty girl. They hugged and kissed and romped around.

Yes, I know...that doesn't prove that he's not gay, but at least he apparently wants people to think that he's straight.

I will say this: at least one of those other comics on his "Tourgasm" tour acted very gay toward Cook at times--even trying to climb into bed with Cook after he (Cook) said that he (Cook) was wearing only his underwear under the covers!
 

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dane cook is gay...i know for a fact...have friends who work at Comedy Central...for a gay guy I can't stand his humor...

With all due respect to your friends, on what do they base their conclusion that Cook is gay?

In one of his "Tourgasm" shows, he had a video of himself with his girlfriend--a lovely, sexy young lady whom he hugged and kissed a lot.

I know--that doesn't mean that he's NOT gay, but apparently he wants his public to think that he's str8.
 

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Sorry, folks--I did not mean to post that last message twice.

The system went SNAFU on me, and I thought it didn't go through the first time.
 

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With all due respect to your friends, on what do they base their conclusion that Cook is gay?

In one of his "Tourgasm" shows, he had a video of himself with his girlfriend--a lovely, sexy young lady whom he hugged and kissed a lot.

I know--that doesn't mean that he's NOT gay, but apparently he wants his public to think that he's str8.

The girlfriend is real, and Dane's not gay. He's just a goofball and something of a ham, who'll clown around with anybody, and sometimes the people he's clowning around with happen to be gay. On one of his tours, that clowning around almost got him into a fight, when some hyper-homophobe creep working on the tour thought that Dane was coming on to him, because Dane, in his asshole opinion, wasn't uncomfortable enough around a gay production guy.

Anyway, Dane is not gay. He's not even bi, so give it a rest.

This is the same typical gay male tyranny that one of my best compadres used to subject me to. Any straight guy who's comfortable with you is a closet case. Any straight guy who's uncomfortable with you and doesn't want to be pals is a closeted homo AND a bigot. We can't win!

Some of you guys won't be happy until every heterosexual man is bouncing around half-naked in a pride parade. :rolleyes:
 

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No, Dane Cook couldn't be gay not possible if Trigon says so then he's not gay. I just want to know how you could possible know. Are you a long time pal of Dane did you go to school with him. Even if your his mom , dad or brother or sister you couldn't possibly know for sure that he's not gay. Maybe he is and has been hiding it like alot of other closet cases. I have to say by the way he acts he's gay , he may not be homosexual or bi but he sure is gay.
 

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I like him more with hair than without...
I totally agree. I'll never understand why some men choose to remove their seductive chest and stomach hair. There should be an act government prohibiting this! :biggrin1:
 

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I just want to go on record as saying that I think that Dane Cook is super SEXY and very talented and very funny.

I want to see all of his movies and follow his career closely.

I also would like to see a picture of him completely naked from the front. I'll bet he's very welll endowed! (At least, that's my fantasy! :wink:)
 

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Also, I heard somewhere that Dane is apparently uncut. I didn't look into it cause he isn't one of my favourites.. but I'm sure there is information on it somewhere.

Rob <3
 

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Dane Cook is attractive, but he's also a notorious joke thief.

Which begs the question "Why isn't his act funnier?" but that's beside the point.

Nothing about Dane Cook is authentic, which makes him very unsexy in my opinion. He does have a nice ass however.