Danny Bonaduce, world's oldest living 48 year-old and an apparent owner of an infant-sized penis atop some knarly looking testicles, is supposedly in the March 2008 issue of Penthouse. I managed to see the cover which has the title Danny Bonaduce: Unleashed. Any photos of his "new" and improved (read: larger) penis?
Most of the websites like TMZ are having a field day with what has to be a humiliating experience for the guy. Even if he is on every steroid known to Jose Canseco and Barry Bonds why is there a ball sack but no wanger in the well publicized photo of Bonaduce on-stage doing his mad man of Borneo impersonation?
My guess is he is going to do some heavy vacuum pumping and make damn sure the set is warmed up to a temperature in the high 80's. For added inspiration he may have some Penthouse babes alongside in the photoshoot. Perhaps the camera could also have a fisheye lens to use some perspective distortion (warning: objects appear larger in mirror.) After all that, is it plausible the mighty Bonaduce organ could reach the 4" to 5" rage?