Dante's Inferno!

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Here is a quiz to test you on your life style... It will determine where you will end up!

Dante's Inferno

I ended up in the 7th Circle of hell.

Seventh Level of Hell

Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level.
 

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mephistopheles said:
It's the sodomy that got me there
I'm not sure the desire for undertaking assassinations or having stupid people die helped my case much either, to be fair. :rolleyes: Oh, and as for looking at all that porn....
 

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Pecker said:
They won't even let me buy a visitor's pass.

As someone bound for the boredom of purgatory, I won't proffer a personal invitation, but since I'm pretty sure some of my best friends are headed to warmer climes, I'll tell them to get you a pass because you want a quick look-see to determine how you want to spend the raminder of your life. (and if it's not too bad, let me know)
 

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Okay, I tried it again with Firefox instead of Opera:

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level | Score

Purgatory | Very High
Level 1 - Limbo | High
Level 2 | Moderate
Level 3 | Moderate
Level 4 | Very Low
Level 5 | Very Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very Low
Level 7 | Low
Level 8- the Malebolge | Low
Level 9 - Cocytus | Very Low

I'd brag about this but I'm the humblest man on the board.:tongue:
 

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In my case the sodomy, violence, and anger took me to the 7th layer...

Perhaps if I become a worse person I can make it to the 9th level...

I'd likta meet Lucifer!

Maybe instead of hoping for stupd ppl to die I should cut out the middle man and kill them myself. Fuck old age and Cancer!

of course the middle man wont be the only thing I'll be cutting out.
 

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Damn, I thought I was a good person.....




Fifth Level of Hell

The river Styx runs through this level of Hell, and in it are punished the wrathful and the gloomy. The former are forever lashing out at each other in anger, furious and naked, tearing each other piecemeal with their teeth. The latter are gurgling in the black mud, slothful and sullen, withdrawn from the world. Their lamentations bubble to the surface as they try to repeat a doleful hymn, though with unbroken words they cannot say it. Because you lived a cruel, vindictive and hateful life, you meet your fate in the Styx.
 

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Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.