Dante's Inferno!

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  1. mephistopheles

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    Here is a quiz to test you on your life style... It will determine where you will end up!

    Dante's Inferno

    I ended up in the 7th Circle of hell.

    Seventh Level of Hell

    Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level.
     
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    Looks like I'll see ya around sometime, Mephisto. :saevil: :rolleyes:
     

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    Mwuwahuahuha!

    Alex8 We appear to be bad bad men-creatures. :saevil::crucified::smileeek::salook:


    It's the sodomy that got me there
     
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    Seventh Layer

    I guess I should go repent and stop being gay. :wink:
     
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    I'm not sure the desire for undertaking assassinations or having stupid people die helped my case much either, to be fair. :rolleyes: Oh, and as for looking at all that porn....
     
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    It's purgatory for me. I suppose it's apt considering my vanilla life. Yawn.
     
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    Ho hum, save a seat for me there, John. Looks like I'm winding up in the big "P" myself.
     
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    I took the darned thing twice and got a 'something happened, sorry about that' page both times.
     
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    Tsk, how does it feel to be rejected at the Gates of Hell? :rolleyes:
     
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    Geez, Pecker, how sad is it that even hell isn't prepared for you? I had you figured for purgatory at least because a former coworker told me that Hell has more Democrats, Heaven more Republicans.
     
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    They won't even let me buy a visitor's pass.
     
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    This is a very old quiz... very old...

    But yes, I always end up in Limbo and the 2nd circle.
     
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    As someone bound for the boredom of purgatory, I won't proffer a personal invitation, but since I'm pretty sure some of my best friends are headed to warmer climes, I'll tell them to get you a pass because you want a quick look-see to determine how you want to spend the raminder of your life. (and if it's not too bad, let me know)
     
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    Okay, I tried it again with Firefox instead of Opera:

    Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

    Level | Score

    Purgatory | Very High
    Level 1 - Limbo | High
    Level 2 | Moderate
    Level 3 | Moderate
    Level 4 | Very Low
    Level 5 | Very Low
    Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very Low
    Level 7 | Low
    Level 8- the Malebolge | Low
    Level 9 - Cocytus | Very Low

    I'd brag about this but I'm the humblest man on the board.:tongue:
     
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    I wound up in Limbo as a "virtuous Pagan." At least i get to spend my eternity with Socrates!

    Funny though, it said i was "High" in Level 7, Violence. And who would have thought, i consider myself non-violent!
     
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    In my case the sodomy, violence, and anger took me to the 7th layer...

    Perhaps if I become a worse person I can make it to the 9th level...

    I'd likta meet Lucifer!

    Maybe instead of hoping for stupd ppl to die I should cut out the middle man and kill them myself. Fuck old age and Cancer!

    of course the middle man wont be the only thing I'll be cutting out.
     
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    Damn, I thought I was a good person.....




    Fifth Level of Hell

    The river Styx runs through this level of Hell, and in it are punished the wrathful and the gloomy. The former are forever lashing out at each other in anger, furious and naked, tearing each other piecemeal with their teeth. The latter are gurgling in the black mud, slothful and sullen, withdrawn from the world. Their lamentations bubble to the surface as they try to repeat a doleful hymn, though with unbroken words they cannot say it. Because you lived a cruel, vindictive and hateful life, you meet your fate in the Styx.
     
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    Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

    You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.
     
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    If you pronounce his name so (loog O)/krates, you will be bumped into the second or third canto, an improvement if purgatory is as boring as I think it'll be.
     
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    You guys got to be damnly bad!!!!!!
    I consider myself the real motherfucker and I could only make it to the 6th hell!!!!! Lemme say I'm kinda afraid.
    It's cool when you're not the baddest one
    :cool: LatinoHorn
     
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