Dastardly goings on

Discussion in 'Funny Stuff: Jokes, Quizzes, Games & Pics' started by Lordpendragon, Jan 23, 2007.

  1. Lordpendragon

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    I am being held to ransom by the Machiavelian Moriarty that is none other than FiftiesFun - oops fortiesfun. He has me held up with no access to the Kill This Thread thread - please send help.
     
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    How can you not have access? He isn't a mod is he?
     
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    He has me by the cock and says that if I post he will start moving his hand and I will have to admit that I am enjoying it. :mad:
     
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    He hasn't posted in ages... just admit it, you like it... besides we can create a threesome with chicagosam, and I... you know you wanna cum join us babe... *purrs*
     
  5. Lordpendragon

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    So can you guys get his hands off my cock?
     
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    FF please let go of the Lord... he has other to attend to...

    See all you have to say it please..
     
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    I'll save you, LP!

    *Sam to the rescue, in tights, bulging like Brandon Routh In Superman Returns. He yells jokingly:*

    HEY, DOC!
    JEFF SAYS HE WILL!

    Doc, a.k.a. SixtiesFun, comes running like a water buffalo in heat chasing Jeff around the LPSG board until he gives in. Doc
    , now SeventiesFun, finally gives up his dreams of Killing Kill This Thread! Happy and spent, Doc, pushing EightiesFun, collapses in a heap of liquid lust! Jeff hurls, unviolated, and is rescued in time by Sam!

    *Sam saves LP. LP falls into Sam's strong masculine hetero arms and passionately kisses him, their hot tongues in tandem toying and pleasuring each other. LP springs wood. As does Sam
    in tandem toying and pleasuring each other, also. LP bites the tights off of Sam. They fall on top of each other. Fade out*
     
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    Not really sure exactly what is going on. Having said that, I find that a sharp tap on the nose with encourage FF to stop touching. If that doesn't work, spray him with a water spraybottle.
     
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    Making it sound like he is a dog, or a cat... clever Jeff.
     
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    I think the best jokes are ones that DON'T have to be explained.:tongue:
     
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    Well sorry..
     
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    Come now, Kink.. I added the smiley face.

    LP, why don't you just ask ColJohn to pull FF off you.?
     
  13. Lordpendragon

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    Send relief
     
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    COLJohn is enjoying LP's predicament too much!
     
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    I think we all are to be honest.
     
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    Fine - I'll just have to relieve myself :mad: Again.
     
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    Oh come here babe, I'll help you out...
     
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    Just be sure to send the help here.

    Not a moderator. Superpowers...

    Hands? Right body, wrong parts...

    I know you tried to bury that deep behind oversized, brightly colored lettering and seriously delusional fantasy, but it ain't ever going to happen.

    Ah, Jeff, it is so cute of you to pretend you don't like it, but as long as you hide a bone in your pants we all know that you are encouraging the licking.
     
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    I have to admit it is entertaining to see LP in such a struggle with his much treasured percentage in dire circumstances. Were he not in Asia, probably stirring up international conflict with his wanton disregard for protocol in his neverending quest to increase his number, I would offer something other than a helping hand. My prediction of the outcome is that LP, a former welterweight, will emerge unscathed (and maybe with just a wee bit of clap), a wiser but less cocky man.
     
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