Almost virginal? Yup! That would be me, you old cock-whore! (Alex8 taught me that one!) Granted, I may have had to make a lot of emergency trips to the Virgin Islands for recycling, but I am an
almost "virgin," nonetheless.
Like he said!
Lordpendragon, you are my off-white knight in shining armor. Solid and erect as your legendary lance! And I am your hot masculine heterosexual (sometimes flexible) hunk in distress from the evil FunFarties. "What can I do, I beg, Sir, of you, your kindness to repay? (Name the show and song, Doc!)
Addendum, Doc: There was a female opera singer who was praised for the "virginal" quality of her voice which was enhanced prior to every performance by random seminal donations from any available male.
The question is whether they enjoyed the "vast" experience of which you are so proud.
Prove it, Big Boy!
I will admit that it came down to the choice of an old goat like you
or a sheep one night, and I opted for the sheep. (It had better technique.) So to "out" me for that is not fair. Find some better promiscuity for people to question you about when it comes to me, or, at least, make-up something worthy for trashing my reputation. How about something good like me
jerking my way through the membership at LPSG? (I'm in the "X" file now incidentally!) Or for having a hot tryst with Nudeyorker?! (Seems everyone wants to know about that! Since you all want to know about it, go
here.) How about my homoerotic, I mean, heteroflexible stories . . . I mean,
diaries? No! Stories. Don't forget my hot on-his-demand heterosexual flirting with Lordpendragon because he is so incontrollably insatiable when it comes to me. (He wants me so bad and I just keep edging the old boy! Speaking of which, his "boys" are turning an intense shade of blue from lack of my personal attention.) But for my passing over you to do a sheep? Jeez! Get a grip! (Other than on mine, please!) This is
all you got on me. What kind of self-proclaimed heterosexual masculine
magnum x cum loudley whore do you think I am? Besides, I have taken care of your "vast" experience quite excellently on a number of occasions. Remember your office? A fun forty minutes or so, huh?! :biggrin1:
Hey! Don't mess with the muffjunkie. We wouldn't have him any other way. He's my favorite man-slut, and my role model!
Like he said! The more unashamed, the better!
Casting aspersions on our characters, Doc! Do you want me to get stern with you and go medieval on your more than ample and available delicious ass? Wait! You'd like that! Never mind.
Gender-benderist! He's a willow!
How would you like your vanilla? And would you like a faceful?:biggrin1:
