Dating a GIANT cocked man

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Originally posted by warmsunshine@Jun 22 2005, 11:05 AM
Try using KY jelly, that ussually lubes up girls enough to allow them to take my cock
My opinion on KY with anal (hell any kind of) sex is YUCK! I find that I just hate the smell of it (and trust me, it does smell) and that combined with other odors makes my dick limper than overcooked spaghetti.


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I'm not gay, but I've had my rectum stuffed with K-Y for a colonoscopy, so I know the smell you're talking about. It's about as un-sexy as you can get.
 

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Originally posted by warmsunshine@Jun 22 2005, 04:05 PM
Try using KY jelly, that ussually lubes up girls enough to allow them to take my cock
My opinion on KY with anal (hell any kind of) sex is YUCK!
Use something ultraslick and silicone-based is what I would suggest.

KY tends to get gummy and unpleasant. KY Liquid is an improvement, but it's still not the best lube for buttfucking. My suggestions: Wet Platinum, Astroglide, Anal-EZE. A lot of friends of mine like a lube called ID, but I've never tried it.
 

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Originally posted by RawBtm4HUGEcock@May 21 2005, 04:56 AM
I like to bottom, but haven't in quite a few years... His dick is massive. 11x6 uncut. Orally, not a problem, but up my butt? That's another issue. Any advice on how to best "handle" the beast.
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There is no cherry in your bottom so just spend a LOT of time working with this guy. The toys are a good suggestion for anal virgins but since you're experienced, just go for it... why waste your time on toys when you can have the real thing? Your ass will remember how to do it, just lube it up and take it slow to accomodate the extra size you are dealing with.
 

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Originally posted by warmsunshine@Jun 22 2005, 09:05 AM
Try using KY jelly, that ussually lubes up girls enough to allow them to take my cock
My opinion on KY with anal (hell any kind of) sex is YUCK! I find that I just hate the smell of it (and trust me, it does smell) and that combined with other odors makes my dick limper than overcooked spaghetti.

Use something ultraslick and silicone-based is what I would suggest.

Also, and this might seem simplistic, remember to BREATHE during insertion. You'd be surprised at how easy it is to forget that and people tend to tense up when they are holding their breath.
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Ahem, I opened this thinking this was a female having the issue (which I am interested in that advice!) and now I can't believe I am going to post!

However, the first thing I thought when I read it, like warmsunshine says, is to breathe. Not only that, the act of exhaling helps your muscles relax and stretch more easily so your 'out-breath' would be a good time for him to inch forward!

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