Dating Profile Names Implying Size?

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hey guys, can i get your help on dating profile names that hint at size. As any single guy will attest to, women dont care about size when it comes to dating, they prefer hiking, farmers markets, paid for meals, shopping, travel, etc. but i am hopeful to find ones that do. Hoping not to be so on the nose as HUNG4U or MRBIGXL. anything Subtler? thank you!
 

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hey guys, can i get your help on dating profile names that hint at size. As any single guy will attest to, women dont care about size when it comes to dating, they prefer hiking, farmers markets, paid for meals, shopping, travel, etc. but i am hopeful to find ones that do. Hoping not to be so on the nose as HUNG4U or MRBIGXL. anything Subtler? thank you!

Never used online dating myself bruh but yes the general consensus is that women don't want it shoved in their face like that, they like a little mystery.
Instead of making reference in the name why not just put up a picture of yourself that compliments your package a little?
 

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tried it the profile mods dont go for it. so that's why i try to use a clever name to fly under the radar.
NotHappyToSeeYou? LetsFuck?
For real If you use a shortcut you risk to be classified as desperate or loser.
For me online dating was a waste of time, I hope better luck for you.
 

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Unless you are on some site dedicated to purely finding a fuck buddy, leave it out. If you are legitimately looking for someone to date, dick bragging will get you nowhere fast. Focus on stuff that’ll make them intrigued enough to maybe want to find out. You’re sounding like you classify yourself as a dick with a shallow human attached to it. Flip it around.
 

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dude, i totally get it. i'm painfully aware. ive been at this game for many years. i get it. i realize i'm howling at the moon. even on the alleged, "hook up" sites, i've NEVER encountered a girl who is looking to "hook up"... quite the opposite. in every profile they put in big CAPS "not looking for hook ups".... call me foolishly optimistic, call me crazy, i just am hopeful that someday i could maybe once stumble across a size queen, that just wants to have casual fun now and then. but in my 20 years of being single i cant seem to find one. just thought the LPSG board would be one that i could come to seeking the promise of its namesake... support.

Unless you are on some site dedicated to purely finding a fuck buddy, leave it out. If you are legitimately looking for someone to date, dick bragging will get you nowhere fast. Focus on stuff that’ll make them intrigued enough to maybe want to find out. You’re sounding like you classify yourself as a dick with a shallow human attached to it. Flip it around.
 

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dude, i totally get it. i'm painfully aware. ive been at this game for many years. i get it. i realize i'm howling at the moon. even on the alleged, "hook up" sites, i've NEVER encountered a girl who is looking to "hook up"... quite the opposite. in every profile they put in big CAPS "not looking for hook ups".... call me foolishly optimistic, call me crazy, i just am hopeful that someday i could maybe once stumble across a size queen, that just wants to have casual fun now and then. but in my 20 years of being single i cant seem to find one. just thought the LPSG board would be one that i could come to seeking its namesake... support.
You can find support here, but you’ll also find honesty, which might be want you want to hear, or not. Sounds like what you want is a pipe dream.