Something tells me he's not destined for a career in ultimate fighting or wrestling. David Archuletta is so short (about 5' 3") that he makes little Ryan Seacrest look like the Los Angeles Laker's Pau Gasol. I would say he's effeminate but that would insult the Richard Simmons of the world. David is the designated, deliberately cast gay guy that always pops up on every American Idol starting with Clay Aiken (before he reemerged as Fat Albert.)
If David is straight, one can only hope he experiences a growth spurt above and below the waist, because taking a glance at his MySpace page shows some absolute teenage hotties that want a turn sitting on his Vienna sausage.