Anyone I date (or more) must:
be squeaky clean
have a great smile
have a twisted sense of humor
like animals
NOT be a morning person
like to pick off at a moment's notice for a far-off destination or weekend fling
be a good kisser
tolerate my habits, tastes, and tendencies
not have nasty table manners
be able to conduct themselves in polite company when necessary
be able to raise hell
know the difference when to do the last two
not freak out when I break out the mirrors and the dildos
let me be the pretty one
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be squeaky clean
have a great smile
have a twisted sense of humor
like animals
NOT be a morning person
like to pick off at a moment's notice for a far-off destination or weekend fling
be a good kisser
tolerate my habits, tastes, and tendencies
not have nasty table manners
be able to conduct themselves in polite company when necessary
be able to raise hell
know the difference when to do the last two
not freak out when I break out the mirrors and the dildos
let me be the pretty one
Next...