Dealbreakers and Non-Negotiables

[D_Elijah_MorganWood]

We're a perfect match except for this one... could we arrange an every other night trade off?

I had a 2 year live-in relationship with a guy who was drop dead gorgeous. We ended up beating the shit out of each other.

Since you're better than him in every way...I'll think about it.

 

[Dr Rock]

Rock, if you take her back to your place does she still charge you by the hour?

i hope you ain't disrespecting my female friends, pecker. cos if you were, i'd probably have to hunt you down and beat you to death with an item of your own household furniture.

 

[D_Adoniah Sheervolume]

like many, i find alex8's list, pics and general contributions to the group incredibly appealing--dude, i'd *SO* do you! sorcerer, you're not far behind brah (ya, this haole grew up on oahu).

to add to the list:

NO drugs (even tho i'm for decriminalizing them)
preferably NO alcohol (my dad was alcoholic, don't wanna deal w/THAT again)
compassionate
competent at SOMEthing in his life
open-minded/non-judgemental

and physically:
the biggest dick i can get fully down my throat(!)

wowniceone
ct/nyc area
n21 "it fits"

 

[D_Elijah_MorganWood]

like many, i find alex8's list, pics and general contributions to the group incredibly appealing--dude, i'd *SO* do you! sorcerer, you're not far behind brah (ya, this haole grew up on oahu).

to add to the list:

NO drugs (even tho i'm for decriminalizing them)
preferably NO alcohol (my dad was alcoholic, don't wanna deal w/THAT again)
compassionate
competent at SOMEthing in his life
open-minded/non-judgemental

and physically:
the biggest dick i can get fully down my throat(!)

wowniceone
ct/nyc area
n21 "it fits"

Alex is awesome. You can have him only after I've thoroughly worn him out...repeatedly.

 

[Pecker]

i hope you ain't disrespecting my female friends, pecker. cos if you were, i'd probably have to hunt you down and beat you to death with an item of your own household furniture.

Al, you remind me so much of my brother. :nana:

And I love him, too.

 

[Chuck64]

PECKER!!! Your head shrank!

 

[windtalkerways]

Nice pic but Sorcerer said he'd leave
his other pic up as long as I left mine...:wink:

 

[Dr. Dilznick]

Anyone I date (or more) must:
be squeaky clean
have a great smile
have a twisted sense of humor

like animals
NOT be a morning person
like to pick off at a moment's notice for a far-off destination or weekend fling
be a good kisser
tolerate my habits, tastes, and tendencies
not have nasty table manners
be able to conduct themselves in polite company when necessary
be able to raise hell
know the difference when to do the last two
not freak out when I break out the mirrors and the dildos
let me be the pretty one

Next...

Hmmm... This doesn't have anything to do with that new bitch you've been courting, does it?

 

[D_Elijah_MorganWood]

Nice pic but Sorcerer said he'd leave
his other pic up as long as I left mine...:wink:

See, before you came I used to change it every few days...now I'm in a pickle...

 

[ClaireTalon]

The guy who dates me should above all be one thing: confident enough not to back off, and to try. I don't like guys waiting for me to make the first move all the time. That's the first hurdle he has to take on his track into my panties. He should also be a straight shooter, calm type, I get nervous with guys who babble their mouths off or squirm around all the time, or think I'm into games playing. I know I am a handful, but is a pretty good filter to take out those guys that aren't my taste. Physically there's only little. A little taller than me or around my height, certainly not under my weight, good physical impression, and of course the reason why I'm on this site - hung!

 

[windtalkerways]

See, before you came I used to change it every few days...now I'm in a pickle...

I'm enjoying the walk through your
photo album...all very nice so far.

 

[novice_btm]

OH, I forgot:
be fairly smooth or shaved
be a good tipper (one lousey tip and I know they're a cheap scumbag)

hmm, well, for YOU i'd either shave, or hand over the razor and let you make an event out of it :biggrin1: but i'm squeaky clean and ALWAYS over-tip (was a waiter all thru school, so i know better)

 

[Matthew]

1) Humble
2) Funny
3) Open
4) Knows how to CHILL
5) Won't bitch at me for watching sports
6) Politics to the left of Fidel Castro

 

[B_Stronzo]

Anyone I shag must:


... have a dick as big as mine and must be a total pig in bed and enjoy sex in alternative places at any old time.

Oh wait. I've got one already. Nevermind.

 

[B_Stronzo]

6) Politics to the left of Fidel Castro

You funny bastard...:biggrin1:

 

[Lex]

<----Vampire

Sleep all day.
Party all night.
Never grow old.
Never die.
It's fun to be a Vampire.


(A prize to whomever remembers where that is from)

 

[art]

Anyone I date (or more) must:...
Next...

...like my dog, but be able to push back when she tries to climb on the bed...

...be able to carry on a coherent conversation while lying naked on the bed, waiting for the sweat to dry...

...have pretty close to my sexual libido, which requires massaging at least once per weekday, more on weekends...

...not be afraid to argue when I say something stupid...

...think all of my ideas are the Greatest Ever, as I think his/hers are...

...always be quick with a hug and a kiss, and be more than willing to escalate that affection...

I'll think of more later!

 

[KinkGuy]

Gee, ain't I strange. I take and evaluate each person I encounter on the merits and qualities they present given the moment and the situation. Guess I'm just more "fluid" than some of you regarding a potential sex partners profile. There's something interesting and inviting about all people. OK, "most" people. Never mind, you don't meat the criteria.

 

[jeff black]

Sleep all day.
Party all night.
Never grow old.
Never die.
It's fun to be a Vampire.


(A prize to whomever remembers where that is from)

That isn't from lost boys is it?

BTW.. SORCERER... WHAT a great idea for a topic!!! You are so smart and talented and charismatic!!( my way of making up for not opening an old thread of yours) :biggrin1:

 

[Lex]

That isn't from lost boys is it?

BTW.. SORCERER... WHAT a great idea for a topic!!! You are so smart and talented and charismatic!!( my way of making up for not opening an old thread of yours) :biggrin1:

It IS! It's the language from the poster.