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Dear men that love hockey,

Hockey came along as a sport in the late 1800’s. Hockey helmets didn’t make an appearance until the 1970’s or so. It took you over 100 years to realize helmets were important?! No wonder you need me to make you a sammitch.

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Someone who knows better :cool:
 

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Dear Food Companies/White People

Please stop white washing non-Anglo cuisine. If a dish is too hot, too spicy, too high in fat, has too many unfamiliar ingredients maybe consider you just don't like that type of food. Stop erasing the culture from your dinner plate.

Go eat a mayo and cucumber sandwich. On surgary ass white bread.

Do not fuck with my spice level
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Dear Food Companies/White People

Please stop white washing non-Anglo cuisine. If a dish is too hot, too spicy, too high in fat, has too many unfamiliar ingredients maybe consider you just don't like that type of food. Stop erasing the culture from your dinner plate.

Go eat a mayo and cucumber sandwich. On surgary ass white bread.

Do not fuck with my spice level
ML

Go off, queen.
 
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Go off, queen.
I second this.

The Japanese have an expression for this: cat's tongue. It refers to someone who is intolerant of spicy foods.

Nothing wrong with that, but don't ruin it for us hotheads, dammit.

I hate when companies puss out and tame food to appeal to western tastes. Like these LTO deals at restaurants that advertise something spicy and then it's like a wimpy 100 out of 1,000,000 on the Scoville heat scale.
 

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Dear Food Companies/White People

Please stop white washing non-Anglo cuisine. If a dish is too hot, too spicy, too high in fat, has too many unfamiliar ingredients maybe consider you just don't like that type of food. Stop erasing the culture from your dinner plate.

Go eat a mayo and cucumber sandwich. On surgary ass white bread.

Do not fuck with my spice level
ML
Uuuuhhhhh...don’t we make non meat versions?
And MinaJi, with whom I worked a couple years, always told me that lower spice is an entrance ramp to her food. Since I adored her next to top level spice (which was her favorite, too) I was all for her making cash where she could.

but, I just figured out why mayo isn’t for me...
 

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Dear Americans,

WalMart does not sell anything of quality. Be frugal. Pay a little more for better.

Signed,

Me

I really, really wish people *could* do this.

It's not a possible reality for a whole lot of people.

In the moment, I have to choose. Do I buy a cheap version of this thing I need and be able to make it to my next paycheck, or can I get the good one?

Wage slaves are alive and not so well in the good ol US.

I make more than I did at the coffee shop, but I'm still paycheck to paycheck. Sucks