Dear Dr.Luka!

Discussion in 'Funny Stuff: Jokes, Quizzes, Games & Pics' started by luka82, Jul 2, 2009.

  1. luka82

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    Hello my dear LPSGers:3some:
    I had so much success with the thread i made about myself,i wanted to make a thread about U GUYS!
    so.....If u have any problems just shoot!
    I`ll do my best to help U!
    bear in mind that this is created as a fun thread!:spankme:
     
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    Dear Dr. Luka - you're my favourite agony uncle, so I thought I'd turn to you with a problem.

    I'm very worried about swine flu - since I'm a bit of a swine, I'm worried I might catch it. Have you got any suggestions?
     
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    me, too. and also, do you thing switching to turkey bacon will improve my chances of good health?? lol.
     
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    When i was a teen i felt invincible and the day i would die would be the day that pigs started flying....how ironic it would be if i now died of swine 'flu'.
     
  5. chicagosam

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    Dear Dr. Luka:

    If ManlyBanisters has the flu, is it swine flu?

    Respectfully submitted,

    ChicagoSam
     
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    I seem to be tired today, why? :p
     
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    Which "Ask a [fill in the blank]" thread(s) would you permanently delete?
     
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    Sam, tell me you're not going around bumping these threads. :rolleyes:

    The correct answer is "All of them".
     
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    Why, Nick, I am shocked—shocked, I tell you!—that you would think that I was doing anything but buildng up my post count in the easiest possible way as I approach 6000 posts for the second time.:wink:

    Me, a provacateur??!! Quel horreur!:eek:
     
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    OMG!
    I totally forgot about this thread!!!!:eek:
    Sorry guys:frown1:
    Sam, thank u!!!
    MUAH!
     
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    Dear Dr Luka what shall I have to eat tonight? :confused:
     
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    U are alive and well, u survived!


    U are a pig, u can`t be helped:wink:

    I see u still post like a MANIAC on LPSG!:eek:
    U are alive and well!:smile:
     
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    U can always eat my ass, free of charge:smile:
     
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    None, they really are fun:smile:
     
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    Sweet :eek::smile:
     
  16. luka82

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    They say it`s sweet:smile:
    (when I wash it:cool:)
     
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    influenza is a bugger. please send TLC and a bottle of highland malt
     
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    Hon, all i can send is a bottle of plum brandy!:smile:
    home made!!!!
     
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    Now that we have decided to go out to a restaurant tonight would that be appropriate over the table?
     
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    Sugar, that`s a tough one!:confused:
    I`m sure we will think of something:wink:
     
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