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Aug. 1
Moved to our new home in Chicago. It is so beautiful here.
The city is so picturesque. Can hardly wait to see it covered
with snow. I LOVE IT HERE!
Oct. 14
Chicago is the most beautiful place on earth. The leaves are
turning all different colors. I love the shades of red and orange.
Went for a ride through the hills and saw some deer. They are so
graceful. Certainly they are the most peaceful animals on earth.
This must be paradise. I LOVE IT HERE.
Nov. 11
Deer season will open soon. I can't imagine anyone wanting to
kill such an elegant creature. The very symbol of peace and
tranquility. Hope it will snow soon. I LOVE IT HERE.
Dec. 2
It snowed last night. Woke up to find everything blanketed in
white. It looked like a postcard. Went outside and cleaned snow
off the steps and shoveled the driveway. We had a snowball fight
today (I won). When the snowplow came by we had to shovel the
driveway again. What a beautiful place. Mother Nature in perfect
harmony. I LOVE IT HERE.
Dec. 12
More snow last night. I love it. The snowplow did his trick
again that rascal. A winter wonderland.
Dec. 19
Snowed again last night. Couldn't get out of the driveway to
get to work this time. I'm exhausted from shoveling. Fucking
Snowplow!
Dec. 22
More of that white shit fell last night. I've got blisters on
my hands from shoveling. I think the snowplow hides around the
corner and waits until I'm done shoveling. That Asshole!
Dec. 25
"White Christmas" my busted ass. More fucking snow. If I ever
get my hands on that son-of-a-bitch who drives that snowplow, I
swear I will castrate the dumb bastard. Don't know why they don't
use more salt on this fucking ice.
Dec. 28
More of the same shit last night. Been inside since Christmas
Day except for when "Snowplow Harry" comes by. Can't go anywhere.
The car is buried in a mountain of white shit. The weatherman
says expect another 10 inches of this shit tonight. Do you know
how many shovels full of snow 10 inches is?
Jan. 1
Happy Fucking New Year. The weatherman was wrong (AGAIN). We
got 34 fucking inches of snow this time. At this rate it won't
melt until the 4th of July. The snowplow got stuck down the road
and shit for brains had the balls to come to the door and ask to
borrow my shovel. I told him I broke 6 shovels already, shoveling
out the shit he plowed into my driveway. I broke the 7th shovel
over his fucking head.
Jan. 4
Finally got out of the house today. Went to the store to get
food and on the way back a deer ran out in front of the car and
I hit the fucker. Did about $3,000.00 damage to the car. Wish the
hunters would have killed them all last November.
May 3
Took the car to the garage in town today. Would you believe
the body is rotting away from all the fucking salt they keep
dumping all over the roads. It really looks like a piece of shit.
May 10
Moved back to Florida today. I can't imagine why anyone in their
right fucking mind would want to live in the God forsaken State
of Illinois.
Moved to our new home in Chicago. It is so beautiful here.
The city is so picturesque. Can hardly wait to see it covered
with snow. I LOVE IT HERE!
Oct. 14
Chicago is the most beautiful place on earth. The leaves are
turning all different colors. I love the shades of red and orange.
Went for a ride through the hills and saw some deer. They are so
graceful. Certainly they are the most peaceful animals on earth.
This must be paradise. I LOVE IT HERE.
Nov. 11
Deer season will open soon. I can't imagine anyone wanting to
kill such an elegant creature. The very symbol of peace and
tranquility. Hope it will snow soon. I LOVE IT HERE.
Dec. 2
It snowed last night. Woke up to find everything blanketed in
white. It looked like a postcard. Went outside and cleaned snow
off the steps and shoveled the driveway. We had a snowball fight
today (I won). When the snowplow came by we had to shovel the
driveway again. What a beautiful place. Mother Nature in perfect
harmony. I LOVE IT HERE.
Dec. 12
More snow last night. I love it. The snowplow did his trick
again that rascal. A winter wonderland.
Dec. 19
Snowed again last night. Couldn't get out of the driveway to
get to work this time. I'm exhausted from shoveling. Fucking
Snowplow!
Dec. 22
More of that white shit fell last night. I've got blisters on
my hands from shoveling. I think the snowplow hides around the
corner and waits until I'm done shoveling. That Asshole!
Dec. 25
"White Christmas" my busted ass. More fucking snow. If I ever
get my hands on that son-of-a-bitch who drives that snowplow, I
swear I will castrate the dumb bastard. Don't know why they don't
use more salt on this fucking ice.
Dec. 28
More of the same shit last night. Been inside since Christmas
Day except for when "Snowplow Harry" comes by. Can't go anywhere.
The car is buried in a mountain of white shit. The weatherman
says expect another 10 inches of this shit tonight. Do you know
how many shovels full of snow 10 inches is?
Jan. 1
Happy Fucking New Year. The weatherman was wrong (AGAIN). We
got 34 fucking inches of snow this time. At this rate it won't
melt until the 4th of July. The snowplow got stuck down the road
and shit for brains had the balls to come to the door and ask to
borrow my shovel. I told him I broke 6 shovels already, shoveling
out the shit he plowed into my driveway. I broke the 7th shovel
over his fucking head.
Jan. 4
Finally got out of the house today. Went to the store to get
food and on the way back a deer ran out in front of the car and
I hit the fucker. Did about $3,000.00 damage to the car. Wish the
hunters would have killed them all last November.
May 3
Took the car to the garage in town today. Would you believe
the body is rotting away from all the fucking salt they keep
dumping all over the roads. It really looks like a piece of shit.
May 10
Moved back to Florida today. I can't imagine why anyone in their
right fucking mind would want to live in the God forsaken State
of Illinois.