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Dear Mother Nature,
I'd call you "mom" but I don't want to be uncomfortably forward and frankly I'm a little PISSED at you so I won't bother trying to appeal to your maternal side.
Among the 50 States of America in the continent of North America of the planet Earth...you have created MANY appealing areas to live! Many with tolerable weather year 'round where many people seem to gravitate too and enjoy. You also support urban centers that power our human economy and tropical paradises that please all of our senses....THEN there's the rest of us that you just SHIT ON CONSTANTLY...dare I inquire why?
YES!! We understand these more tolerable areas have their own issues....TOO MANY PEOPLE...TOO EXPENSIVE TO LIVE...but why the HELL do you punish us for living in a quiet little state like, North Dakota?. People here are farmers...they grow the food and raise the animals to feed your cities YET it seems like you go out of your way to make OUR LIVES a living hell. Stupidly cold (and LONG) winters....short, insect-ridden summers, and (as SEEN on CNN) catastrophic spring-flooding....WHY? It's not bad enough we have to constantly take shit living in a small and irrelevant state? WE HAVE TO CONSTANTLY FIGHT you, your Mother-Nature MAJESTY!!!! A stupid rant? YES! But I feel better getting it off my chest so thanks for reading...
Peace,
G33
I'd call you "mom" but I don't want to be uncomfortably forward and frankly I'm a little PISSED at you so I won't bother trying to appeal to your maternal side.
Among the 50 States of America in the continent of North America of the planet Earth...you have created MANY appealing areas to live! Many with tolerable weather year 'round where many people seem to gravitate too and enjoy. You also support urban centers that power our human economy and tropical paradises that please all of our senses....THEN there's the rest of us that you just SHIT ON CONSTANTLY...dare I inquire why?
YES!! We understand these more tolerable areas have their own issues....TOO MANY PEOPLE...TOO EXPENSIVE TO LIVE...but why the HELL do you punish us for living in a quiet little state like, North Dakota?. People here are farmers...they grow the food and raise the animals to feed your cities YET it seems like you go out of your way to make OUR LIVES a living hell. Stupidly cold (and LONG) winters....short, insect-ridden summers, and (as SEEN on CNN) catastrophic spring-flooding....WHY? It's not bad enough we have to constantly take shit living in a small and irrelevant state? WE HAVE TO CONSTANTLY FIGHT you, your Mother-Nature MAJESTY!!!! A stupid rant? YES! But I feel better getting it off my chest so thanks for reading...
Peace,
G33