Santa Baby, I've been such a good girl this year! I sent you a snailmail letter that covers world peace, famine, disease and ego. Please see to those, too along your travels. I decided to email you to be sure you got my list early enough to make sure I get EVERYTHING on it. Well, okay it easier since I got the Blackberry! 1) Lifetime Gold membership at LPSG 2) A new laptop to go with it 3) The Esse Liberator 4) Correction: Anything by Liberator 5) A rather large gift certificate to Bettersex.com (hope it's okay w/lpsg I mention another site?). 6) A Swing - preferably the 360 type, but I'll be happy with whatever you have in stock 7) The ability to travel through space and time at will and to visit all my lovelies dream planes. And also, they get to remember it when they wake up. Let's be fair. 8) An invisibility shield 9) For all my babies to get every single thing they want for Christmas, too. And even though some of them do not really celebrate Christmas, everyone believes in Santa! No worries there. 10) I have thought more about my list and think it might be easier on you (and would make me much happier) if you just hand a special fairy wand made for me that allows me to do anything I want anytime I want. I give my solem promise not to use it against anyones free will or for any bad things. (Let's define bad when you get here). May I suggest you confer with with your delegates from either Ireland or Scotland (specifically a highlander) for it's creation? Thanks, Santa. I love you so much! P.S. When you get to NYC, send me my lovely from that other site. And oh yeah, PLEASE pop in and see Tim Gunn for a moment. Xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx and Oooooooooooooo's .A.