Dear Santa...

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  1. Catchoftheday

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    I don't like mince pies. But then I'm not St. Nick, or any saint for that matter.
     
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    AWWWWW! Does that mean you won't be coming down my chimney this christmas? :frown1::wink::biggrin1:
     
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    Dear Santa,

    I've been a very good boy this year and I made your favorite cookies. I hope you bring that hmm hmm I wrote you about earlier. It's pretty cold so you better bring an extra pair of wool socks.

    See you Sunday!

    Hugs
     
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    Dear Santa...


    - lose some weight - to appease the assholes
    - give up supposedly having a little fiddle
    - stop all this BS ho ho ho-ing, kids are not fooled wi that crap nowadays
    - DONT throw out unwrapped lollies, unhygenic
    - consider changing yr red oufit, greys a change or green, leprecaunish
    - and chage yr mode of transport

    otherwise, carry on yr merry way
    just sayin, as THEY say'
     
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    Dear Santa,

    That carrot I left out last year was for the reindeer, NOT for you to stick you-know-where! This year, I'm leaving them a pumpkin - if you hurt yourself, it's your own damn fault!

    willow78
     
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    Dear Santa,

    I love your simple, uncomplicated joy, your generosity, and your loving spirit. Keep up the good work, and leave these hateful little fucks something nice even though they probably don't deserve it. Maybe their hearts will melt a little. Maybe they'll learn something from you. Probably not.

    But keep it up anyway, because some of us love you.
     
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    Dear Santa,

    How are you, your helpers and the reindeer coping with the climate change thing? Will it affect delivery times?
     
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