Dear SPH whiners: GO AWAY.

Discussion in 'Et Cetera, Et Cetera' started by voyeuristic, Feb 2, 2009.

  1. voyeuristic

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    You're annoying and drively. Your girlfriends and wives are unsatisfied because of your hang-ups, not your size. Go pay a domme to humiliate you and stop beating off to the odd "yeah, you have a small dick" confirmation.
     
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    Do you know how many lil' dickies you've just hardened. Don't stop, baby. Don't stop!

    BTW, you are fucking adorable.
     
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    I think you're giving them what they want.
    :biggrin: :rolleyes:

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    All kidding aside, I think this is harsh. It's a free world, and people honestly don't have to respond or even read stuff they don't care for.
     
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    Demogoguery and liberalism in one breath. Yes breath, as in this case, probably less than a mouthful.
     
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    S.P.H??

    Okay S is for small, P is for Penis....I figure anyway??

    So What the H for?? Oh is it hangup????

    Okay that must be it!!

    Yeah there are quite a few on here...I know they are a lil insecure but they do go on a bit sometimes...................................................................
     
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    Amber1 - SPH Small Penis Humiliation. fetish. often runs hand in hand..or other part in other parts.. with cuckolding.

    ml
     
  8. Guy-jin

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    Eh, at least SPH is better than BPH (and the yearly exam you have to get to see if you have it).
     
  9. _avg_

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    Assuming you're not joking, SPH = Small Penis Humiliation

    While it's a fetish I will never understand and everyone's boat floats differently, it strikes me as inappropriate on this site. It's almost akin to calling up a suicide help line only to announce you're feeling just fine.
     
  10. D_Tintagel_Demondong

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    I wonder how BPH would work?

    "Your pathetically huge cock is too useless to fit into any hole. Look at it just laying there like a beached whale. Here's $100 for a cock reduction. Get a real cock."

    </jest>
     
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    maybe it's just because i'm drunk, but that was pretty funny, rex2k
     
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    Ohhhhhh,

    I was soooo very wrong!!!!

    Wow people really have some strange fetishes!!!

    I really can't see the joy factor in being told you have a small cock over and over.....but okay!! :-D
     
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    Well I was ticked off for being nice about the guy's cock in an SPH thread, lol!

    If you want to drive them away, Voyeuristic, give them some praise and reassurance. Bizzare, innit?
     
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    Some people eat bugs....ewwwww....
     
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    I'm not sure I see the pleasure in SPH, either for the person providing the humiliation or for the object of the ridicule. However, I'm willing to recognize that some guys are into it for whatever reason. I'm just not interested.

    Frankly, I think guys into SPH are on the wrong site. They should check out www.measurection.com
     
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    I had been telling them to buzz off, but decided that this was what they wanted. It wasn't anything I wanted to attach myself to, so I stopped and left them alone. Do as you please.

    Just don't hurt anyone.
     
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    You tell 'em!
     
  19. schwulboy1989

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    actually, it makes perfect sense for people with an SPH fetish to come here, because they assume that everyone's gonna shoot them down for being on a website for guys who are well-endowed...

    and to quote what someone else said, just tell them the opposite of what they want to hear, and they'll go away...

    and actually, if penis size matters enough to someone to shoot a smaller guy down...I say what an asshole!
     
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