Moe came up with a brilliant idea. He got out his camera, and began taking pictures of his penis. First he took a few of him just standing, flaccid. He took pictures next to random items and objects. Then he got himself hard, and took some pictures of himself, and put them on some penis rating sites. He took pictures of his penis next to soda cans, shampoo bottles, video game controllers, and even his keyboard. His massive penis dwarfed every one of them in at least 1 direction.
Almost instantly he was getting comments and messages.
Holy shit you are massive!
"Oh God...
i gotta try that in me, are you near the Chicago area?
I've never seen anything like that, I hope you live near me.
That can't be real. I call photoshop.
I'd love to see you tear up my girlfriend with that monster.
Faaaaakkkeee!
Holy crap how big are you?
You're a white mandingo, except bigger!
The sight of your giant got me wet instantly...
Where do you live? I'll fly out there and treat that monster right.
Are you people idiots? This is so fucking fake.
I've been touching myself to your picture all day...
I think we need some more proof...this looks too good to be true.
These comments were turning Moe on, even though some were men. He decided to upload a video of himself. He set his camera right under his computer monitor. He stood up, and stood far enough so that the view caught only from his chest to halfway down his thighs, and began recording.
After recording his video, Moe watched it, and began to edit it, adding in bubbles to the video to comment on himself.
It started with Moe just standing there with his penis, hanging down insanely massively. He grabbed his tape measure, and started it at the base of his penis, and slowly moved it down. Completely soft, his penis measured 8 inches long. He wrapped the measuring tape around, measuring it at 5.5 around. The first bubble popped up at that point, saying "That's 8 inches long and 5.5 inches around, while soft." He was bigger soft than most people were hard, and he still wanted more. He cupped his balls with his hands, and hefted them. They hung even lower than his penis did, and overflowed his hand, each testicle shifting back and forth, combined, bigger than an average orange. The next bubble read "They're so full..."
Moe then tugged at his penis in every direction, and lifted it up and around, to show people that it was real. "All real, not prosthetic" said the next bubble. He stopped, and moved his hand, and began to remember the night he had with Mollie and Sarah. Slowly, his flaccid penis began to throb slightly, swelling like a water balloon slowly being filled with water, and this without any stimulation. Little by little, it began to harden, and point outward at the camera. His giant vein began to show along the top. "You can see that vein pulsing" the next bubble said, which was true. His penis was now pointing straight out, and Moe turned side to side, and then stayed with the right side of his body toward the camera, and he continued to grow hard. His penis head was now pointing upward, slowly rising, gaining his upward curve.
finally, after 2 long minutes, Moe's penis was fully erect. "Fake penises can't get hard like this." The next bubble said. Moe moved his body side to side, to give people every angel, and began tugging at his penis again, showing that it was real. Slowly, he began stroking himself. "Look! It's too big for my hand to wrap around!" The next bubble popped up saying. Moe then picked up his tape measure again, bringing it to the base, then moving it up to the head. He then marked it with his thumb, and his hands didn't move from the camera's view. He brought the tape measure to the camera. Another bubble appeared "That's right, 12 and a half inches." He then backed up again, and wrapped the tape measure around, doing the same thing as he did with length. "...and a bit more than 8.2 inches around. thicker than a soda can!" Moe then moved and twisted his body around, giving people different angels again. Another bubble appeared again. "It might still be growing!
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He stood there, stroking his giant penis slowly with both hands, grabbing the penis head every now and then. He then walked over to his chair and sat down in it his computer chair, showing his body from the waist up. He pulled his giant penis to his torso, the head of it going right up between his nipples, even while sitting back. He began to stroke his penis up and down again, his giant balls bouncing on the seat of his computer chair. He moved his penis around, playing with it like it was a baseball bat, pretending to take a swing at a ball. He then brought it down against his thigh, and brought his camera up, and moved it up and down the shaft, showing that his penis head was only 3-4 inches away from his knee.
Then he brought it up, pointing straight upward, and brought his face down right next to it. He didn't suck himself, with a bubble popping up "I don't want to suck myself off, but this just shows how easily I could if I wanted to...and if my mouth was big enough
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He then continued to stroke, for about 10 minutes, playing little games with his penis, using it as a light saber, playing golf with it, and slamming it on his desk, making a loud slamming sound.
Eventually, he got ready to orgasm, and turned his camera. He stood about 4 feet from a wall, and put the camera to show the wall and his body. When his load started shooting out, it was slamming against the wall, hitting with such intensity, it was actually splashing back on his body and some got on the camera. After 6 shots, a bubble appeared saying "That's 6 shots so far." The bubble appeared randomly, keeping count with each shot of Moe's cum that went out with intense, insane velocity. Next came "10", then "14", then "19", and lastly, "25", that's when his penis began dribbling instead of shooting.
Moe walked over to his camera, facing it, and tugged at it again, and showed every angel, to make sure people knew he was real, and the bubble popped up. "Totally real, totally huge, still extremely hard." The video ended with Moe's penis slamming into the desk the camera was on right in front of it. Moe smiled at his video, and uploaded it to a streaming sex video site. Instantly the comments came flooding in again.
"HOLY CRAP!
you are huge!!!!!!
oh my god i want that in me now
I've never been so turned on in my life...
You are too big for me...but it sure is fun to watch.
Hold on...I think I have you in one of my classes! I'm so gonna jump on that
holy shit that thing is thicker than my arm.
omg please email me i want you so bad...
my boyfriend just doesn't seem to be worth it after watching this.
good god....
how the hell did you get so big?!
Seriously, you've got to have the biggest penis in the world.
There has to be something wrong with this...it's too big to be human.
It's so beautiful...
Please, come out and see me...I want it so bad...
Moe?! Is that you? LOL you are a fucking monster!
That thing would wreck me...
Holy shit dude...I can only dream of being that big.
OH. MY. GOD.
It's so....big!
It's still growing?! my god, you'll never be able to have sex...
Moe got message upon message upon message. At first, he decided to try to weed out the ones the ones that weren't nearby, but some rich, powerful, sexy women were gladly willing to fly him out, or fly out to him, to experience his giant monster...