Deep End Of The Gene Pool Problems

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These fit in so many LPSG forums, but most seem to apply here.

Which of these issues have you had?
Have you had any that haven’t happened to me?
  1. Rude awakenings / dangling in the water
  2. Robe pop out erections
  3. Pouch-less underwear is too uncomfortable uncomfortable to wear
  4. Gray sweatpants showing too much bulge
  5. Stares when going commando, in anything
  6. Rugby SHORTS
  7. Belt-less low-rise jeans not being compatible with spontaneous erections
  8. Sitting on it, when it’s a hot day
  9. Accused of being erect when laying sideways, in Speedo on a beach
  10. Showing through unlined swimwear
  11. Jammer’s third-leg slip
  12. Needing a special order protective cups
  13. Locker room jealousy
  14. Communal shower stares and unfriendly teasing
  15. Troth urinal stares and drunk comments
  16. Assumptions of stupidity because your well endowed
  17. Flat front slacks bulging too much for family and social occasions
  18. Bulge at eye level of sitting people (horse hung and tall problem)
  19. Disapproving looks from fudydudies and tisk-tisk clucking noises
  20. Extreme obviousness of spontaneous erections
  21. Rumors about size spreading to people you don’t want knowing
  22. Getting used for size
  23. “I just want to see it.” (No action after seeing.)
  24. Never getting deep throated, once hard
  25. Finding the right size condoms at drug stores
  26. Hitting the back wall
  27. “It’s too big to fit” from non-size queens, who are too frightened to even try
  28. Stupid jealous people shaming your dates/partners as size queens
  29. Waking with pinch bruises, if sleeping wearing boxer briefs or briefs
 

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1. [Rude awakenings / dangling in the water.]

If I'm sitting on the 'throne' nothing is dangling. My testicles are sitting on the front part of the seat with my penis alongside/on-top them. If I have to urinate while sitting there I do it into an old coffee can. When the can gets icky I throw it out, get new can.

4. [Gray sweatpants showing too much bulge.]

All my pants show too much bulge.

5. [Stares when going commando, in anything.]

If I try to go commando I'll have to, either, have my left hand in my crotch to hold my junk up-off my legs, or walk with an extreme waddle.

13. [Locker room jealousy.]

Years ago there was jealousy. The jealousy stopped after my genitalia continued to increase in size to disturbing proportions.

15. [trough urinal stares and drunk comments.]

People don't have to be drunk, to stare and make comments to me.

18. [Bulge at eye level of sitting people.]

Walking past seated people in restaurants. Women gasping, Men spitting out food, saying "What the hell?!" Whispers of "Look at that guy." "Is that, that guys junk?!" "Is that how big his junk is?!" "How could genitals get that big?!" Guys following me to the men's room.

19. [Disapproving looks from fudydudies and tisk-tisk clucking noises.]

What exactly do those glares and scowls mean?

21. [Rumors about size spreading to people you don’t want knowing.]

A store manager was staring at my bulge, thinking I must be shoplifting stuff there. A clerk saw him too. The clerk (who knows me as a regular customer) told the manager, "He's Okay. That's real!" while pointing at my crotch. How does he know it's real? When did he see me, naked? haha

22. [Getting used for size.]

I'm not a dildo, I'm a human being. (and not looking for one-night-stands.)

23. [“I just want to see it.” (No action after seeing.)]

Some acquaintances told a size-queen about me. She needs an over-endowed guy. She had to come to where I was to check me out. She was amazed that, even for her, I was too big.

27. [“It’s too big to fit” from non-size queens, who are too frightened to even try.]

Even a size queen said I was too big. She said, "I never thought I'd ever see a penis that was even too big for me.

28. [Stupid jealous people shaming your dates/partners as size queens.]

I don't get dates/partners. Women tell me I'm a nice guy, I'm a friend, but they want a sex partner, and sex with me is impossible.

29. [Waking with pinch bruises, if sleeping wearing boxer briefs or briefs.]

I've given myself testicular torsion (minor cases) just by turning over in bed. I've pinched my penis between my hip and the bed (mattress).
 

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P.S.
I just remembered an incident regarding sleeping, as in no.29. It was several years ago.

One night I was not fully asleep. I had the sensation that I was laying on something. It felt like maybe a bunched-up portion of sheet was under my rib cage. In my half-awake state I then, also, realized that the tip of my penis felt uncomfortable, as if it was being pinched. I became more awake and began to remedy the discomfort I was having. I lifted myself partially up with my left arm, and realized the cause of both discomforts. I then used my right hand to move my penis out from under where my lower rib was pinning it against the mattress.
haha
 
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