These fit in so many LPSG forums, but most seem to apply here.
Which of these issues have you had?
Have you had any that haven’t happened to me?
Which of these issues have you had?
Have you had any that haven’t happened to me?
- Rude awakenings / dangling in the water
- Robe pop out erections
- Pouch-less underwear is too uncomfortable uncomfortable to wear
- Gray sweatpants showing too much bulge
- Stares when going commando, in anything
- Rugby SHORTS
- Belt-less low-rise jeans not being compatible with spontaneous erections
- Sitting on it, when it’s a hot day
- Accused of being erect when laying sideways, in Speedo on a beach
- Showing through unlined swimwear
- Jammer’s third-leg slip
- Needing a special order protective cups
- Locker room jealousy
- Communal shower stares and unfriendly teasing
- Troth urinal stares and drunk comments
- Assumptions of stupidity because your well endowed
- Flat front slacks bulging too much for family and social occasions
- Bulge at eye level of sitting people (horse hung and tall problem)
- Disapproving looks from fudydudies and tisk-tisk clucking noises
- Extreme obviousness of spontaneous erections
- Rumors about size spreading to people you don’t want knowing
- Getting used for size
- “I just want to see it.” (No action after seeing.)
- Never getting deep throated, once hard
- Finding the right size condoms at drug stores
- Hitting the back wall
- “It’s too big to fit” from non-size queens, who are too frightened to even try
- Stupid jealous people shaming your dates/partners as size queens
- Waking with pinch bruises, if sleeping wearing boxer briefs or briefs