- A day without sunshine is like...night.
- He who laughs last thinks slowest.
- On the other hand, you have different fingers
- I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
- The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.
- 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
- 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
- Remember, half the people you know are below average.
- Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
- A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
- If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
- OK, . . . . so what's the speed of dark?
- Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
- Every one has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
- How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
- What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
- Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
- Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened.
- Just remember - if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.
- Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
- Life isn't like a box of chocolates; it's more like a jar of jalapeno's. What you do today, might burn your butt tomorrow.
- How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand.
- He who laughs last thinks slowest.
- On the other hand, you have different fingers
- I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
- The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.
- 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
- 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
- Remember, half the people you know are below average.
- Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
- A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
- If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
- OK, . . . . so what's the speed of dark?
- Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
- Every one has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
- How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
- What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
- Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
- Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what happened.
- Just remember - if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.
- Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
- Life isn't like a box of chocolates; it's more like a jar of jalapeno's. What you do today, might burn your butt tomorrow.
- How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand.
