Delayed Reaction

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the lesson here? old people have slow reflexes. cut to several news stories and clip of old people driving into restaurants.

"she hit her right in the eye" :biggrin1:

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OK, forget the delayed reaction. She was not even swatted, on the back of the head, while wearing a hat, with a folder of paper. She pauses, gives a "wait, what?". The kinda turns, grabs her head, screams, THEN falls to the ground, practically convulsing. And then it's reported that she was struck "in the eye", and the other woman needs to be arrested.

No, this all seems perfectly normal. :rolleyes:
 

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bone loss ladies. its a bitch. as few as 4 sheets of paper in a plastic binder, moving at slow speeds, can kill.

don't risk skull fractures or intorwebz fame. puff old lady hair won't protect you. take your calcium.

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