Delayed Reaction

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    Poor woman! Took her so long to get up!

    And then, once out of her chair, to lay down on the floor.
     
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    the lesson here? old people have slow reflexes. cut to several news stories and clip of old people driving into restaurants.

    "she hit her right in the eye" :biggrin1:

    ML

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    :laugh2:
     
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    OK, forget the delayed reaction. She was not even swatted, on the back of the head, while wearing a hat, with a folder of paper. She pauses, gives a "wait, what?". The kinda turns, grabs her head, screams, THEN falls to the ground, practically convulsing. And then it's reported that she was struck "in the eye", and the other woman needs to be arrested.

    No, this all seems perfectly normal. :rolleyes:
     
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    ...oh, and "cat fight" ???????


    REALLY??? :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:
     
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    Blame on the subliminal messages in hip hop.:rolleyes:

    Hehehe.

    I know what happened...David Lynch was filming a COURT TV episode.
     
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    Are you talking about the man in the back that's masturbating? :tounge-in-cheek:
     
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    Well there's that, but did you happen to catch the moonwalking bear?
     
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    I missed that. :squareeyed:
     
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    Thought so.

    Watch for cyclists :wink:
     
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    Wow.

    I guess the first lady was a member of the SWAT team.
     
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    Show some sympathy. Her skull was obviously fractured from the papers.

    At least the Honorable Mayor knew exactly what happened.
     
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    Pipe down, you, or I've got a manila folder, with your name on it!
     
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    bone loss ladies. its a bitch. as few as 4 sheets of paper in a plastic binder, moving at slow speeds, can kill.

    don't risk skull fractures or intorwebz fame. puff old lady hair won't protect you. take your calcium.

    ML
     
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    It was an Award Winning performance, she bound to get an Oscar.
     
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