Delusion of grandeur.

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    I know that this site is for those with large penises, but some of the measurements that you come up with lead me to believe in a little exageration. I read somewhere that the largest penis recorded on a human was 13". I am suprised that those of you with supersized equipment are not making top dollar as porn stars. PROVE ME WRONG BY POSTING A PICTURE ON THE YAHOO SITE.
     
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    Delusion of grandeur?

    I'd respond but it would be beneath me.
     
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    [quote author=geo8x6 link=board=meetgreet;num=1060189559;start=0#0 date=08/06/03 at 09:56:59]I am suprised that those of you with supersized equipment are not making top dollar as porn stars. PROVE ME WRONG BY POSTING A PICTURE ON THE YAHOO SITE.[/quote]

    Not everyone who can cook well becomes a chef, and not everyone who constantly bitches becomes a drag queen. Becoming a porn
    star is not for everyone, and having a large cock is not the only prerequisite for that profession. Besides, some of us like to rely on qualities other than the size of our penes for gainful employment. (Yeah, I know I'm a fine one to talk, given my occupation! :D But dancing is not for everyone either.) As for the photo matter, some of us are here to discuss size issues, not show off. Besides, in this age of skillful Photoshoppers photo "proof" is no proof of anything!
     
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    rivertowncowboy: But you have to admit that of late the numbers are getting higher and higher - 14", 16", 17".

    I do not know about you but my inseam is 32" and if I had some of those numbers it would be to my knee and if it is 11" soft (which has been said) I would wonder how I could get around.

    ::stepping off soap box::

    ::)
     
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    I'm not claiming that there are no exaggerations or outright lies posted on this board. All I'm saying is that we're not obligated to prove our claims, and the fact that we're not out pursuing porn careers and taking the adult film industry by storm does not mean we're all a bunch of liars. Conversely, no one is obligated to beieve any of the size claims posted here.
     
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    I have seen some large penises in person and on film. I just find some of the numbers inhuman. Not to be rude, but if you have it prove it. It is like if I said that I have a 10" tongue. Possible, but hard to prove. Some of you guys here have pictures and can stand behind your claims, but those who are new may be "inflating" their numbers to impress us.
     
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    7x6andchg: Perhaps - but I'm with DMW here - no one says you have to believe it.

    I think I'll just keep my salt shaker here by the computer...full of grains of salt...many, many grains of salt...and take it as it....pardon the pun...comes. ;D

    @ Rivertowncowboy: Imagine what it could do with a 30" inseam - if I got a semi I wouldn't be able to bend my leg at the knee with 14, 15, 16" :D

    7x6&C
     
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    awellhungboi: Seems like this topic comes up periodically. But I'm perfectly willing to accept, on good faith, people's stats. Doesn't make any difference to me--I'm here to learn and to share, to talk to my friends. Nobody has to prove anything to me. We get trolls from time to time, and they're either patently obvious (i.e. the guy who claimed he played softball with his dick) or they get bored quickly and disappear. I don't think we should be too quick to judge or be dismissive, though. Liars will out themselves, and those who are telling the truth will, undoubtedly, bring a lot (and I mean a lot!) to the table and may also benefit from the fellowship we can offer.
     
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    7x6andchg: And my salt comment was meant exactly as that - it's my "salt" - my grains to take it with - eventually, Monstro, you're right - either they get bored or people ignore them.

    Sometimes if it's a valid question regardless of equipment size, people will respond...

    I guess I just don't even think about it too much...certainly not enough to ask for photographs.
    7x6&C
     
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    gigantikok: As DWM stated, porn is definately not for everyone. I am sure you don't understand because (from what i assume about you) sex is a huge part of your life. Any guy who has fucked 200 girls I'm sure would love to be in porn. However, not only is porn a less than desirable profession to be proud of ("what have you done with your life?" .." I, uh, I had sex with strangers and got paid for it"), but it is not a steady source of income, it can be pretty seedy, and alot of people don't want their friends and family to know they are doing porn. I did a jack off clip or two, but that was for quick cash. I have a big cock, and I love the camera, but never would i think of doing porn for a living.

    This is a free country, anyone can lie if they want, but no one should be obligated to show pictures of their penis to strangers if they don't want to.
     
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    H8Monga: *takes it out like a magician doing the never-ending hankercheif trick*

    Look what this site has done to me! I'm huge! What does the yard stick say?

    *measures*

    Just over 3'!

    *takes a pic of it with a digital camera*

    *runs to the computer and drops the camera*

    SHIT! Well, I guess I'll have no pic to prove it... what a pity.

    Not everyone has access to a camera or scanner or whatever to provide proof. Then again some just wouldn't do it because of privacy. Some people don't like to show off, but if people want to although this site isn't about that, nothing's stopping them. They will anyhow. But I would rather people not lie... it does get into the unbelievable range.

    *walks off tying penis around waist*
     
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    Yeah... as others have hinted around, pictures aren't really adequate "proof." I'll never forget the ones I've seen of this dude who looked like he fit a deli loaf down his pants just to prove his size -- hardly looked natural. And as always I've sworn to reality (i.e. if it happened, the dude and I just hauling 'em out in front of each other) for proof. I know that's not very realistic with a board like this, but then again, it seems pretty irrelevant since I don't gauge how real people are with their measurements.

    I figure if I like a fellow poster and keep up with them through IMs, doesn't matter too much what they like. That's not what turned me onto them in the first place.

    But Geo, man, I'll tell you what. If it's any consolation, I know I'm getting a bit tired of seeing people hype up their measurements on here. Your example's perfect; I keep hearing the largest verified dick on record was (only) 13". I know some people may feel that a size beyond that is such a burden that they'll want to hole themselves up and never give the world the experience of it -- that is, if you had a sexual upbringing like Carrie. But, heh, in the interest of science and anatomy...?

    Either way, I'm not particularly fond of people who... well, even if you lie on here, folks, I mean, I could admire you a little more if you made the stories believable. How's that? No stories about playing softball with your knobs... cumming so hard it lifted you off the ground... having an 18x12 sized dick and fucking somebody with it...
     
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    I wrote this post to open the eyes of those out there who feel they have to have whale penises to get on this line. We have all sizes and shapes. JUST BE REAL... How can you have a serious discusion about things when the other guy is obviously not real? Oh and about the comment about porn, It is harder than it sounds(I have a little experience in that field) but with a cock as large as they are claiming, they don't have to be hard, they can be eye candy and make $$$$$$
     
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    Javierdude22: [quote author=geo8x6 link=board=meetgreet;num=1060189559;start=0#12 date=08/06/03 at 20:32:09] How can you have a serious discusion about things when the other guy is obviously not real?

    they can be eye candy and make $$$$$$[/quote]

    Yeah, but as Gig and DMW already said, not everyone wants to. I've never heard of dicks making careerchoices, my personal goals do that for me. And me personally, i cannot imagine anyone being proud about having sex with strangers, and to top it off, on camera, for mom, paps, granpa and granma to see. I also can't imagine the turnoff for the future person i'll be with. But thats me.

    About the discussion. Sometimes i doubt, like you, someone's honesty here. But usually, those people don't stick around too long i think. And even besides that, they usually are easy to pinpoint.

    But if not, than i think the natural way of things makes sure that the persons influence in the discussion is minimized, as dishonesty usually also means that he has little to contribute.

    Hm, survival of the fittest?
     
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    Donk: Hearing "Man, you should be in porn," is flattering and amusing the first few dozen times you hear it. But it ceases to be amusing if the person giving that advice is dead serious about it and suggests that it is unthinkable for someone with an unusually large penis to not make pornographic films. At that point, it ceases to be amusing and becomes annoying, degrading, and--to some--morally insulting. If a smaller-endowed man is insistent about it, it also suggests that he is projecting his own fantasies onto you (i.e., if he had the dick for it, he would love to be a porn star and assumes you would too).

    Whatever you are carrying between your legs, for most people there are many more reasons not to star in pornography than to do so. I don't think it is really necessary to go into detail about why a career in skin flicks is simply not for everyone. (E.g., Maybe you would be comfortable telling your mom you're a porn star. I wouldn't.) Suffice to say that most of us have more reputable--and more lucrative--career options. Reality check--it's not like most porn "actors" even get rich from what they do.

    P.S. As for pictures as "proof" of anything, if you want to see pictures, fine, just say so and ask. But please don't think that a pic "proves" anything. Even if it is a real photo of someone, it doesn't "prove" that it is a photo of the person claiming it.

    I believe there was an old song: "Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be porn stars. Makin' the cum shots and driving old fucks, make 'em be doctors and lawyers and such . . . " or something like that. :)
     
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    HungRebel: As you can see from my sig, I'm 12inches - does that make me an anomaly? Perhaps. Does it mean that I should be a porn star, or that I'm just all-out lying? Definately not. The way I look at it, there is absolutely no reason to lie to make yourself look better than you are - especially on the Internet. Why try to impress a bunch of people that you'll never meet in person? The same holds true for those thinking that you lie - what's the point? There is no accurate way to prove anything save for meeting in person, and as stated earlier that will probably never happen - so why not just assume the best rather than the worst?

    The closest to porn I've gone is a tape of me and my girlfriend - and it wasn't the most comfortable experience I ever had. Being in front of cameras period is an acquired taste, but being in front of cameras in that position is even more akward (I know I massacred the spelling of that word).
     
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    H8Monga: I'm not one to tell hung guys they should be in porn (God knows there's way more than enough there already). However, about lying... people have MANY reasons to lie to people they'll never meet.  If anyone goes to an AOL chat room they know what I mean.  That's all they do is beef themselves up in various ways and when you finally meet them, it's all lies.  I've seen it and heard about it.  And too sometimes those who lie are the ones who say "What's the point of lying?" I'm not saying anyone here specifically is lying, but it happens and that's from what I have seen.
     
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    gigantikok: Hey, as long as you can back up any faux life you've created, no beef from me! It's all the same to me. It's not even that big of deal to me anymore if there are liars on this site. Most of the fakers are revealed eventually because a lie can only last so long. And kudos to the ones who are never discovered.. they're really thought out their "fantasy" well and planned it even better. If one can pull that off, maybe they deserve to be a faker.
     
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    Longhornjok: [quote author=HungRebel link=board=meetgreet;num=1060189559;start=0#15 date=08/07/03 at 13:51:48]The way I look at it, there is absolutely no reason to lie to make yourself look better than you are - especially on the Internet. Why try to impress a bunch of people that you'll never meet in person? The same holds true for those thinking that you lie - what's the point?[/quote]
    You may look at it that way, but it happens on the internet all the time. I had someone send me my OWN pic once. I have also had people ask to trade self pics, and then send me a shot of a porn star and claim it is them. I can't explain it, I don't like it, but I don't lose sleep over it. I am just saying, if you haven't experienced fakes/liars, you're on a different internet... and please let me know how you access it. :D
     
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    Donk: [quote author=Hapi Papi link=board=meetgreet;num=1060189559;start=0#16 date=08/07/03 at 21:20:30]I'm not one to tell hung guys they should be in porn (God knows there's way more than enough there already). However, about lying... people have MAN&Y reasons to lie to people they'll never meet.  If anyone goes to an AOL chat room they know what I mean.  That's all they do is beef themselves up in various ways and when you finally meet them, it's all lies.  I've seen it and heard about it.  And too sometimes those who lie are the ones who say "What's the point of lying?" I'm not saying anyone here specifically is lying, but it happens and that's from what I have seen.[/quote]

    Hapi, re lying, I think we all recognize that many people online do lie, but that doesn't explain reasons why they lie. And that is the part that is puzzling to those of us who just don't think that way.

    Your porn comment reminds me of an amusing (at least it was to me) episode from my college days. A group of us in the dorm were watching a porn video one night (before anyone gets carried away with circle jerk fantasies, we all remained fully clothed with our hands off our crotches). One guy--"Bill"--was pretty obsessed with the concern that his penis was small and was always making comments about this problem. The first scene in the video involved a woman servicing a guy with a very average looking cock. Bill remarked that this was refreshing because, unlike seeing the usual big dicks in porn, this one didn't "make you feel bad, for a change." A couple of the other guys expressed agreement. I kept silent. The next scene featured Peter North. When he came on, Bill said, "OK, now I feel bad!" Again, I didn't say anything, but I was aware that Peter's peter was still smaller than my own.

    As a side note, Bill later heard about my size and he almost went into shock.
     
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